exiled-in-kent

Unfortunately, I think Pompey are up shit creek this year. Can't see Burnley staying up, and my third nomination is actually Bolton. I think their signings have been awful and just looks like their stepping backwards with each one they make.

Great Jo has just gone off injured!

What with? Does it look serious?

Football Manager is better anyday !

We'll put this one down to the tardis.

Giourkas Seitaridis

He missed the end of last season with the broken leg but was expected to return for pre-season training. Not sure whether or not he has though.

It baffles me how people can say Fellaini is no good. But... everyone is entitled to an opinion...

The way I read it, I thought people were talking about the blue training top. My mistake.

can't bill start acting again? one or two gigs aught to buy us a marquis player...

Possibly a return to Corrie?? Bring in a few bob!

What colour would you have the training kit then for the third kit?? As surely it couldn't be blue.

And honestly, I love both the home and away kits this season.

20? Try 25 yrs old....

No. Try 20 again...

Was meant to be the next HUGE thing 3/4 years ago. Sort of fell off the radar a bit didn't he?

Granted though, I think he would be a useful addition.

In my opinion, he is under contract at Everton. If Moyes says no... Moyes says no.

(This might be old but I can't be bothered trawling through to see if it's been posted before!)

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her

right away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go

along.'

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon

at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his

towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck,

followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he

straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the

towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!'

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told

you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on

her towel and was hardly out of breath.

Hesaid, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance

swimmer?'

'No,'she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both

sides of the Mersey

They've all got to start somewhere...

I'm warming to it now everytime I see it. Alongside the home kit it's different from having the same colour blue and white home/away kits every season just in a different design. Now we have LCS they've given us something else and I'm very pleased with what they have come up with.

Personally, I also wouldn't sell any players at the moment because of the size of our squad, but IF I was forced to pluck out three names they'd be:

Carlo Nash. I really don't know why Moyes doesn't seem to trust Iain Turner.

Victor Anichebe. Just doesn't cut it for me.

Tony Hibbert. Ditto.