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Mickey Mouse is in court filing for divorce from Minnie Mouse.


Judge- Mr Mouse, could you please approach the bench.


Mickey approaches the bench.


Judge- Mr Mouse, I'm not sure you have sufficient grounds for divorce.

I don't believe your wife having bucked teeth is a good enough reason to grant this divorce application.


Mickey- Judge. I didn't say that my wife had 'bucked teeth'!

I said she was fucking Goofy!!

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