Jimmy the blue Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Oh how I like this one George W Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously he goes to Hell,where the Devil is waiting for him."I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list, but Ihave no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm goingto have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren'tquite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to taketheir Place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a largepool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.Such was his fate in hell."No!" said George. "I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and don'tthink I could stay in hot water all day." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair withasledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing thehammer, time after time.No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constantagony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George.The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lyingon the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs stakedin a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing whatshe does best.George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally said"Yeah, I can handle this."The Devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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