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Having A Whip Round

Jimmy the blue

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Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van

when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh

big boy, whip me, whip me!"



Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did

not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he

opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds

to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy.



About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the

whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The

doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get

these marks having sex?"



Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let alone

that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her] eventually admits that,

yes, she did.



Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims,



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"I thought so,

because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of van

aerial disease that I've ever seen"..

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Could a mod close one of these threads. When I tried to post initially it was taking that long to go I thought the screen had frozen hence I tried again.....................is this a problem with the site?



Maybe the forum has a built in AI, and saw how lame the joke was, and paused to make sure you were really trying to post it ;) (j/k)

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