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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway

 

 

This is pretty neat.

 

 

 

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

 

 

 

 

It takes less than a minute .

 

Work this out as you read .

 

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

 

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

 

 

 

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have

sex (more than once but less than 10)

 

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

 

 

 

3. Add 5

 

 

 

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

 

 

 

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..

 

If you haven't, add 1758.

 

 

 

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

 

 

 

You should have a three digit number

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The first digit of this was your original number

 

(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).

 

 

 

The next two numbers are

 

 

 

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

 

 

 

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT

LASTS.

 

 

 

 

 

Sex Calculator.

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