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A Evertonian, Tranmere fan, and a kopite are in a bar.

They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.


Then the Evertonian says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Liverpool, there's a better one. At Dickie Lewis's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and the staff themselves will buy your third drink!"


The others agree that sounds like a good place.


Then the Tranmere fan says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Birkenhead, there's this place, Aldo's. At Aldos's, you buy a drink, Aldo buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Aldo buys you another drink."


Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.


Then the Kopite says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Olso, there's this place called Olaf's. At Olaf's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"


"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"


"No," replies the Kopite, "but it happened to me sister!"

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