Droobie Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a some friends late one night, a drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked. "Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied. "A talking clock - seriously?" "Yup. Hmmm (hic)." "How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it. "Juss watch" she said. She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back. Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence. Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For fuck's sake you stupid bitch, it's ten past three in the fucking morning!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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