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Blues Outsmart The Reds


jacko 1990

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THREE EVERTON FANS AND THREE LIVERPOOL FANS ARE TRAVELLING BY TRAIN TO THEIR RESPECTIVE F.A.CUP TIES IN LONDON.

AT THE STATION, THE THREE REDS BUY A TICKET AND WATCH AS THE THREE EVERTONIANS BUY JUST ONE TICKET BETWEEN THEM.

 

"HOW ARE THE THREE OF YOU GOING TO TRAVEL ON ONLY ONE TICKET?" ASKS ONE OF THE KOPITES.

 

"WATCH AND LEARN." ANSWERS ONE OF THE BLUE NOSES. THEY ALL BOARD THE TRAIN. THE KOPITES TAKE THEIR RESPECTIVE SEATS BUT ALL THREE EVERTONIANS CRAM INTO A TOILET AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND THEM.

 

SHOTLY AFTER THE CONDUCTOR COMES AROUND COLLECTING TICKETS. HE KNOCKS ON THE TOILET DOOR AND SAYS, "TICKETS PLEASE." THE DOOR OPENS AND A SINGLE ARM EMERGES WITH A TICKET IN HAND. THE CONDUCTOR TAKES IT AND MOVES ON.

 

THE KOPITES SEE THIS AND AGREE IT WAS QUITE A CLEVER IDEA. SO AFTER THE GAME, THEY DECIDE TO COPY THE EVERTON FANS ON THE RETURN TRIP AND SAVE SOME MONEY (BEING CLEVER WITH MONEY AND ALL THAT)

WHEN THEY GET TO THE STATION, THEY BUY SINGLE TICKET FOR THE RETURN TRIP. TO THEIR ASTONISHMENT, THE EVERTONIANS DON’T BUY A TICKET AT ALL.

 

"HOW ARE ALL YOU GOING TO TRAVEL WITHOUT ANY TICKET?" SAYS ONE PERPLEXED RED. " WATCH AND LEARN," ANSWERS A BLUENOSE.

 

WHEN THEY BOARD THE TRAIN THE THREE KOPITES CRAM INTO A TOILET AND SOON AFTER THE THREE EVERTON FANS CRAM INTO ANOTHER NEARBY. THE TRAIN DEPARTS.

 

SHORTLY AFTERWARDS, ONE OF THE EVERTONIANS LEAVES THE TOILET AND WALKS OVER TO THE TOILET WHERE THE KOPITES ARE HIDING. HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND SAYS, "TICKET PLEASE.”

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