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Top tip for Liverpool fans: Don't waste money on an expensive new kit every season. Simply strap a large inflatable dick to your forehead and everyone will immediately know what team you support!

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Q. What's the difference between Harry Kewell and a Skoda?

 

A. One is always breaking down, unreliable and expensive - the other one is a car!

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Four surgeons are having a coffee break.

The first one says, "I like operating on accountants best because everything inside is numbered!"

The second one says, "Nah, I like librarians! Everything inside them is always in alphabetical order!"

The third one says, "Electricians, they're the best! Everything inside them is colour coded!"

The forth one says, "I prefer operating on Liverpool Fans! They're gutless, heartless, spineless, and their heads and backsides are interchangeable!"

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Rafa the Robber is in tescos car park when he spots an old lady with a lot of full shopping bags. He immediately runs over and asks:

 

''ello, can you manage?''

 

The old lady looks up and says:

 

'fuck off, you got yourself into that mess, you can get yourself out!'

 

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what is 3 foot long and wrapped around a smelly c*nt?

 

A liverpool scarf

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Whats the difference between Peter Crouch and a lamp post?

 

One is tall, skinny, very dim, never moves and hardly works - the other lights the road.

 

De--Dum

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Gerard Houllier: "Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player"

Sir Alex Ferguson: "Why's that?"

Gerard Houllier: "Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!"

 

Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?

A: Pam's only got two tits in front of her

 

Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?

A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

 

Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?

A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.

 

 

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?

A: Thick bacon...

 

 

 

A father and son were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for £8 million".

The son asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"

The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Stan Collymore, and he was crap"

 

Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"

 

 

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?

A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.

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