Heh

Wha? That means what in english!

Are you so afraid of a change? It would be the best thing to happen to Everton. None of the English managers that would sign for Everton are better than DM, and they`re average at that. A big shuffle and a new look is what the club needs. It`s the only way forward, See Rafa, Maureenio, Jol & Wengner.................it really would give les blues something new.

Go to the wedding and save yourself the agony! Reds to win by 3 at least.

The Best thing for Everton would be to sign a foreign manager, this would inject new ideas, new players, new oomph and give the fans something to ponder and look forward to. At the moment it`s too routine and it needs a big shuffle. They really should get rid of DM- a good manager- but it`s all gone a bit stale.

I´m positively cuddly. The things I do for my fellow man......................you`re paying for the burger bill though..............won`t get roped into that again. don´t tell nasty old goldfish.............he`s likely to wildly misinterpret it as a conniving plan to lure you over to the dark side! it´ll be our secret...................just you and uncle Heh.

So sad it makes you wanna AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you`re good I`ll set you up with flabby

I walk the earth..............consider me a man of the world. I can be anything you want me to be...................I can save you even (this does not apply to you club).

Hate to spoil your day but that`s not the case.

World War 2 really freaks me out and of course the Jewish question is touchy, but apart from that Herr Fish, I`m positively charming!

Probably................but I´d miss you guys too much! You`re such fun.

I was just being lovable oul me, when all of a sudden everybody goes ape and gangs up on me ..............................booohoooohoooooooo! *sobs*

yeah sure

Calling somebody shite is abusive. I´ve tried to be respectful and have not used any abusive language towards Everton FC during my time here. If you dish it out, don´t cry when it comes your way.

Maybe. But the league is not the only competition. Crouch is an easy target because of his height. Anybody who has watched him closely knows he has many attributes to his game, he`s an easy target, but fact is he played a very important role in our season and was praised by manager and fans alike, unlike Morientes.

Nostradamus in da house!

If you don`t like being called a bellend then don`t use abusive language towards others in the first place. If on the other hand, you don`t like the name bellend............I can think of a few others that would suit you!

I`m an idiot so I hope you don`t expect me to do both at once. You really don`t have any humor at all do you? I thought it would be ok to poke fun at a non Everton player on the football forum without incuring abuse or bitterness, but clearly not. Whatever. The real reason you have a bad impression of Liverpool is sheer envy and nothing else.

Are you an EFC or Chelski fan?..............or is there something more between you and fatty? er sorry, I meant flabby!

According to a site called bluekipper (googled) Beattie, cahill and Ferguson scored a combined total of of 20 in all competitions. Cisse scored 17 without regular first team football. Crouch was in double figures aswell. I see why you wouldn`t want them.........it`s simply because you don`t need them. I rest my case.

If you need to rephrase it; you got it wrong. You can rephrase it as many times as you wish and it´ll sound daft. Crouch has done what he was bought to do and is also scoring at international level. Crouch won`t be going to Everton so you`ve nothing to worry about; but the logic of having DF and calling Crouch a Failure is baffling. Cisse scored 17 in total, nine in the league, but was rarely played as a first choice striker and often deployed as a winger. he`s being sold because Rafa doesn`t seem him as part of his plans. How many did your highest scorer score in all competitions last season? In fact how many did the strikers score combined?

Wrong on a few points: 1 Crouch wasn`t a "big name" signing. 2 He was bought as a target man and has done very well in this role, breaking into the England taem (and scoring a few goals) and helping Liverpool to win the FA and Super Cup finals. Failed big name signing..................not. 3 Cisse scored 17 goals in all competitions last season despite playing out of position. Doesn`t fit into Rafa`s plans; if that`s failure, then any out`nòut striker with less is a complete flop.

Ok ok, Plump Frank then................but it`s just not as catchy. What about flabby Frank? That`s it.

Essien is streets ahead of Fat Frank, anybody think they`d notice if we swapped!

If I thought anymore I`d be dangerous. You still owe me a pint on the Crouch goal against Everton this year. Let`s meet for Engerlund game on Tuesday...........................where you can lose even more money, you blue bellend you!

Methinks Italy 1-0