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Kilbane was absolutely shocking, he is a winger but he cannot beat the full back. He knocks it past and chases after it but he does not even have any pace so how does he expect to reach the ball first?

Arteta is much more effective in central midfield in my opinion. I don't know why Moyes plays him right and doggy Davies in the centre.

We never looked like scoring from open play but at least Arteta was putting in his usual perfect crosses from set pieces, just a pity we could not finish them.

To be honest there were very few positives that could be taken from that game apart from the defensive performance for the first hour.

Phillip fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he couldn't believe his good fortune. They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week with the only man.

Phillip threw himself into the arrangement, working even on his day off, but as the weeks stretched into months, he found himself looking forward to that day of rest more and more eagerly.

One afternoon he was sitting on the beach and wishing for some more men to share his duties when he caught sight of a man on a life raft that was bobbing on the waves.

Phillip sprang up and ran to the waters edge screaming at the top of his voice, the man on the raft spotted him and began to jump up and down waving his arms,

The man cupped his hands and shouted, ''Hello big boy''.

Shit," sighed Phillip, "there go my Sundays."

He has been hit with a charge of violent conduct relating to what happened after he punched Paul Scharner.

The FA has viewed footage and charged him with striking Pascal Chimbonda. If he is found guilty he will face an extra three match ban.

HAHAHAHA manure lose 4-3 and rio gets sent off.

But it gets better the shite draw with ten man birmingham courtesy of an alonso own goal. Then smackhead has a goal disallowed.

Arctic Monkeys album is unbelievable if you haven't bought or heard it go out and do so now.

I am also listening to We Are Scientists which is amazing and worth a look aswell.

Wot a surprise yet another huge anti climax in the ever surprising story that is Everton football club. Another transfer window of hope and rumours that ends in loss rather then gain.

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