Claire

What like doing DIY and washing and cooking thats what id like a man to have quick fingers for!!!

10 mins is still pretty quick!

My little brother used to take the stickers off and swap them all round so it looked like he'd done it!

Because he has such fast fingers and will never please a woman.

Oh I dont know about not being able to please a woman those fingers must be good for something

yer i lvoe women singing it too haha

 

i like sing summer of 69 when on the piss lol

Lol awwww I would offer to sing it to you but my voice is that bad that you'd probably go deaf!

When Im drunk I always sing The Divynls 'I touch myself'!!!!!!!!! Love that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No good offering when your in Sheffield an I'm in Liverpool

I was at home when I spoke to you about chicken soup so dont moan!

Mine is a mastercard Claire but there are any number of banks/institutions who operate them. Probably another issuer I'd have though, unlikely MBNA will be giving out new ones.

Probably I got a letter bowt it on saturday and sent it off the other day so its prob not MBNA or at least I hope not!!

I'v got the worst bout of man flu I'v had for years at the mo, been off work for 2 days now and done nothing but lie around trying to sleep which is impossible cos my skin is tingling all over and theres a constant stream of snot outa my left nostril. So when I'm not sneezing violently or swallowing what feels like broken glass I'm just glad of a bit of peace & quiet

 

It's times like this I wish I had a girl to come feed me soup & make me feel betta!!

Excuse me I offered to look after you but no man knows best as usual

And now I have the stupid flu!

do i sence abit of sarcasm there clair? lol

Lol well he does go to the wrong uni!!! But I know what hes goin through a bit ive had flu all weekend been in bed so now Im gonna have to work all night to get an essay done for 2moro

Ive just applied for an Everton mastercard is it the same thing??

i slept for 14 hours after a hole 26 hours STRAIGHT in the library .... was fookin knackered

Awwwwwwww poor little craccer!!

^ thats why im in leeds met...for the sport...coz im fit as a proverbial fiddle

Lol i'll believe you thousands wouldnt!

You all nude in that tiny little avatar space Id need a bloody microscope!!!!!

And craccer no one who goes to Leeds Uni is gorgeous!!

But equally Mac Taras got a licence for you!

Claire said.....

 

"" And you want to try talking to someone and they cant take their eyes off your chest now thats annoying!!!! ""

 

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Yeah, i know what you mean, Girls are always looking at my chest when i talk to them.

Thank goodness someone who shares my pain!!

Absolutely gorgeous!!!!!

I want a decent pic but im rubbish with the pc some nice good looking men would be good

Lol seriously though I do it all the time

And Louis you want to try talking to someone and they cant take their eyes off your chest now thats annoying!!!!

Im getting my tattoo done on monday its a place on the wirral though, a lot more expensive than I thought 90 quid for the Everton crest on my hip/top of the thigh. But Id rather pay a bit more and have a good job done of it. Im scared stiff about the pain though my best mate is having the liverpool crest done at the same time but on his arm I think

i hate it when people say 'you know what i mean' when it isnt nescersary. i know some people who say it all the time and it annoys me

Im guilty of that all the time you know what I mean???

Awwwwww thanks everyone!!! I am feeling old as my gran said to me Im now half way to 40!!!!!!!

I had mine done weeks ago so now I can spend the weekend relaxing and drinking!

Ive asked for a pink ipod for xmas and a sexy man for my birthday. I know Im gettin the ipod cos my mum told me when she was drunk at the weekend!!

More like end up in the bathroom in ten seconds time (apart from your bro of course...he'd be scarred for life )

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What do you mean?

Well I just dont think this home made stuff is very classy I mean if you're gonna do it at least make something you're proud of

Does this poor girl know that its being circulated??