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  1. Did you read old boy Slaven Bilic slagging Englands World cup efforts

    in Germany were shit. Mind you I agree with him what with Sven(I'll sit behind the wall)Erikson.

    But still I think they will scrape this one 2-1. ;)

  2. A bus load of nuns die in a crash and all go to heaven.

     

    St Peter asks the first nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?"

    She says "yes, i touched one with my finger"

    St Peter says "dip your finger in the holy water then"

     

    He then asks the next nun?

    "yes i have fondled one" she replies.

    St Peter says "put your hand in the holy water then"

     

    Suddenly there's a comotion at the back and a nun has pushed to the front.

     

    St Peter asks "whats wrong?"

     

    "well.... if i have to gargle with that holy water, i want to do it

    before sister Mary sticks her arse in it" !!

    A man playing a darts match in a pub throws his 1st dart

    hits a twenty throws his 2nd dart treble twenty throws his

    last dart hits the wire bounces out and strikes a nun in the head

    and kills her. the man calling out the score shouts"One nun dead and eighty."

  3. The trotters are qulity mate . :)

     

    I quite enjoy that very first pint after i finish work on a Friday night , doesn't touch the sides ( the pint that is ) . :D

    I loved the bit when the barman opened the barhatch and Delboy went to lean on it.

    The way he fell to the floor while Trigger was talking then looking round wondering

    where he had gone.Then he just got up and said "come on Trig time we were going"

    Absolute class. :lol::lol::lol:

    Come on lads what are your favourite comedy moments cos I've got a few. :lol:

  4. Java, I see what your saying mate, but having been through some rough times during the last 10 years, things are not as black as they are painted.

     

    I am pi55ed off with dropping points against opposition who we should be battering, but life is still good looking down on RS is always a pleasure.

     

    ATB

     

    Mac

    52419[/snapback]

    Was the same for them a few years ago when we went to their place and they

    batter us 5-0 :angry:

  5. Right I hate Jade(Miss Piggy) Goody how on earth can they call her a STAR

    And then I turn on the radio and Will Young Is on singing Who am I to tell you And that is 5th time I've heard it today and every day for last two months. :angry:

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