Nil Satis

Post all of your optical illusions in this thread, so we can have a big thread that makes us feel dizzy and weird

Post your funny pictures in this thread and let us all laugh.

hi and welcome mate

If you were the judge to vote a band/artist to represent us in the Eurovision who would it be? I know we never win because everyone hates us and the little countries all vote for each other but just out of intrest who would YOU choose...

He probably can't stand Dave Whelan for another season. Gets on my tits Whelan , bet he dosen't take action against Wesh Ham now Wigan are safe. Tit.

D'Alessandro. Are we looking like signing him?

I dunno but I am pretty sure that we have to play a qualifier. I thought we were in the groups straight away because we got knocked out of the Champions League but remember Bolton Wanderers? They played against an Estonian team called Lokomotiv Plovdiv, and i'm pretty sure Bolton qualified for UEFA not the Champo League. Lokomotiv Plovdiv though... their hardly competition, all we need is a crap side for our qualifing and we are sailing. The group shpuld be OK cause' once we settle we'll have no trouble against the Russians and the Bulgarians. Then we should get to the Quarters where it could start getting tough... I think Glasgow Rangers are the only real competition for us.

I can't drive but I will definatly order one for my room.

So far whoever I speak to cannot speak Elvish. Can any of you blues speak the language JRR gave to the world?

If he is blue thru and thru he will have no trouble settling in at Goodison, leaving the City horrors behind

It will be a dear package, I believe Benfica want 12million I fancy a swap between him and Andy Van Der Meyde

I heard a rumor that Moyes would place a £10m bid for Jenas. This would be a club record. He fits the bill, young, quick, skillful and we need a midfielder to replace out of form Osman. My midfield would be: Fernandes Arteta Carsley Jenas Neville

Sorry for sounding a bit formal I thought that when I wrote it but I wanted it to be clear because some people write a whole paragraph and sometimes you can't be bothered to read it, so to make it clear who you actually wanted to sign write it in blue. And no, try to keep them all the same and put them in normal blue.

Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of Pepe Reina and stole two books. Pepe replied to our reporter by stating "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet..."

Santa Claus, the easter bunny, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.

What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and Pepe Reina? Pam's only got two tits in front of her

Nice. Everyone knows Kopites are Gobshites

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Hi fellow Evertonians, summer is here. The question is who will Moysey sign in the transfer window. Post who you want and who you think will sign below, please make it clear who you are nominating by highlighting the players name in blue. Also name who you think will leave Goodison in the following months. I Hope David Nugent from PNE Jermaine Jenas from Tottenham To Go: Richard Wright Gary Naysmith James Beattie Also hope that Mikey Arteta signs a new deal to keep his magic in Merseyside for a few more years!

Hi all, I have just activated my account and am looking foreward to the stuff on this 'holy' forum. Still in school I wasen't around for the Euro Games but hopefully will see some next year in 2008. I have just got a Season Ticket in the main stand and am ready for a great season with hopefully a signing of David Nugent. Come on Blues! -Nil Satis