efcgenius

Just heard some mad shit about gerard

He is moving abroad in the summer cos his wife is having an affiar wit derby player Kris commons

He has got a 16 year old prego and shes keepin it

He is now in court to stop the story comin out cos capelo will drop him from the world cup

According to who i heard it from everyone in liverpool already knows hes leaving

Dont bite me if its bullshit or been posted before

any links??

Right now we are a truly awful footballing side. Tactically we're shite as well - no closing down, can't pass for crap, too much hoofing upto Jo and then not providing the support play when he's on his own up there. What an underwhelming performance that was, 10 men or not. We were comfortable but so were they and that's just not good enough.

 

I'm hoping for a big improvement come Sunday when we'll be playing at home with hopefully 11 men on the field and a proper central defence.

 

 

Howard - Jack crap to do and his kicking was terrible.

 

Hibbert - Stupid challenge but he had to make it after some awful defending.

 

Neville - Hopefully won't be playing CB again. He rushes forward for balls he just can't win far too much which then leaves him badly out of position.

 

Yobo - I hope he can form a good partnership with Distin because he is not looking good at all this season IMO, and tonight was no different.

 

Baines - Poor game in every department.

 

Gosling - Worked hard but there's absolutely nothing to his game.

 

Osman - Time to go, he's just not good enough and tonight he was in his favoured position.

 

Rodwell - He did nothing wrong but he never really got into the game for me.

 

Pienaar - The only one who was trying to get some go forward into our play. My MOTM.

 

Fellaini - I don't recall him doing too much wrong tbh but he just does not do anything to influence the game.

 

Jo - I thought he played OK, but I was impressed with the fact that he didn't get totally frustrated with the shite we served up to him.

Are you a red shite in disguise, lol

A good result for us none the less, but i agree we need to improve a huge amount if were to have the same impact as last season

from the link in previous post

"This wasn't a quick transfer, tectonic plates have moved quicker, and because of that it has been a slow, nasty, and bitter move. And I feel for Moyes, last season's crisis in attack has now lurched towards a defensive disaster. This wasn't a marriage but Joleon has left us in the brown stuff.

The toilet seat is wide open, he didn't flush, and he used up all the bog roll. Water is running down the bathroom sink. He didn't turn any of the lights off, the TV is still on and the front door is wide open. The freezer is ajar and our food is rotting. It's raining outside, the clothes are still on the line, and the dog has run down the street. Moyes has to sort this chaos out in days.

Thanks Joleon. Good luck."

That made me laugh, sounds like hes been to my house, lol

did anyone notice if any of our players looked overweight compared to last game of the season, they may take a few months to shed them extra pounds, a bad perforemance all round, not one everton player looked on the ball (no pun intended) and did we underestimate arsnel, they were bad last season and I think we all expected to either win them or draw

as d ream put it - pliz dont sing along its pure gay

big pile of wank 3 fkin 0, second half had better be good

I got told by Virgin anyone with the XL TV package gets ESPN channels for free same setup as Setanta, I maybe wrong dont quote me, someone earlier said ESPN is only free for August, next time I ring them I will ask

Has anyone read the DM article on the Mirror, Moyes isnt soft he knows whats goin on

Score tonight - Everton 3 : Arsnel 1

JO upfront with SAHA

From here - http://www.footballf...be-peeved/15599

"David Moyes is trying to create something at Everton. He is arguably the best manager outside the top four because of what he has done at Everton on a relatively low budget"

Understatement of the year, outside of the top 4, my unbiased opinion is that Moyes is THEE best manager in the prem

get him sold ASAP!!!!!!

hes no good for us now, unless DM can match his 80k wage? what are the chances

Its not rocket science, stay with us for 40k a week or go to MC for 100k a week

The first 2 offers were always going to be refused

Now they should come back with 20M+ offer

Chesney Hawks - The one and only

Yer taxi apologies from me too if i come on a bit stroppy to your sarcasm, its all fun

now yer back on topic, why do we need to sell anyone if we were in profit 49 million

dont answer that

wat a polava this thread is, blame taxi hes been on that crack pipe again, lol

QUOTE (efcgenius @ Jun 10 2009, 12:47 PM)

Listen Taxi, you want a straightener, anytime mate, lol joke calm down ya big idiot, you were being short with me so u had the problem

Feck me , Genius has caught the CraccerC bug Everyones having a go at me this week

WTF are you going on about yer big banana ? Short ? Straightener ?

Are you calling me a gay midget ? .......... cos if you are .........

What part of town are u from you dont know what a straightener is, pmsl!!!!!

Everyone havin a go at ya, u must be on the rag or somethin or just plane paranoid

So we should all call u a "paranoid gay bloody midget"

So now it's my fault that you can't put 2 and 2 together when someone quotes you with a set of Officially disclosed figures ?

It's not rocket science is it .

Not sure why you've made a deal about it to be honest mate .

Listen Taxi, you want a straightener, anytime mate, lol joke calm down ya big idiot, you were being short with me so u had the problem

I was curious how you got the figure of £49 million profit last year . Now go tidy yer room

Why didnt you just ask me like any normal person?

efc. If you cant see a difference of about £48.7 Million in those figures, your not a genious. I think thats his point.

I am a genius Bill, who was it who got your PC working a lot faster, lol

QUOTE (efcgenius @ Jun 9 2009, 6:31 PM)

And your point is?

QUOTE (efcgenius @ Jun 9 2009, 8:37 AM)

I dont understand this transfer metality, losing Lescott will be detrement to our defense its as simple as that, if he himself wants to leave then i guess DM has no choice but to cash in on him like he did WR, but City could offer somethin too good to refuse, we were in profit 49Million last season so why sell when we dont need to, who can we attract to the club anyway were too late for KAKA, i wouldnt sell him for any amount of cash

Taxi yav lost me, tell me it like am 5 years old or sommthin

Turnover £76m (up from £51m the previous year, an increase of 50.1%)

 

Gate and match-day £20.5m

 

TV and broadcasting £46.6m

 

Other commercial activities £8.9m

 

Wage bill £44.5m (up from £38.4m the previous year, an increase of 16%)

 

Wages as proportion of turnover 59%

 

Profit before tax £26,000

 

Debts £39m

 

Interest payable £3.9m

 

Highest paid director Keith Wyness: £470,000

And your point is?

I don't think it's agreement , but more a resignation .

City will offer what it takes to get him if they really want him .

 

Despite what Moyes says , we will be lucky to keep hold of him .

 

There is also the other talking point of value .

 

Noone but City will pay rediculously high for him , so he is a bit of a temporary cash cow , unless City lose interest .

 

Replacing him won't be as hard as many think .

 

We couldn't turn down anything in the region of £20 mill really , or £15mill plus a player, especially the players that have been mentioned .

I dont understand this transfer metality, losing Lescott will be detrement to our defense its as simple as that, if he himself wants to leave then i guess DM has no choice but to cash in on him like he did WR, but City could offer somethin too good to refuse, we were in profit 49Million last season so why sell when we dont need to, who can we attract to the club anyway were too late for KAKA, i wouldnt sell him for any amount of cash

Why are people in here agreeing to sell lescott, are you all on the crack pipe or someshit

We have the best defense in the prem and thats why Jag Bains an Lescot are in the England squad, remove one of them and your playing Jenga, hopefully DM will do the right thing and keep all 3 of them, if he does I guarantee Howard smashing his clean sheet record

Do we even rate Owen as a worthy buy, i personaly think hes too injury prone. Moyes is shit hot in the transfer market so i dont think hed take a gamble, we certainly cant pay him 130k p/w

Shawshank is an easy choice of favourite film, and yer it has to be there in the top 10 of all great films

Few others worth a watch, 10 out of 10 for entertainment value

Dead Mans Shoes

This is England

Running Scared

Requiem For a Dream

I reckon were gonna win, cahill and saha, 2-0

Anyone reccomend a boozer on county road, dont want my pint in someones arm pit and air conditioning would be a good idea too

What are the chance

Wank internet in work, should have been

What are the chances of getting into goodison to watch it on the big screen without having gone to a game this season

Will the gorund be full with several screens or just 1 screen with fans in 1 end of the ground?

aaarrrrrrr, now i see

it all makes sense in the end

lol