Adam Partington

Fajitas are Mexico's answer to Oatcakes.

From a Liverpool fan on Twitter - "Wouldn't be surprised if two Mancs thought it humorous to throw on Suarez tops and shout racist shite". Seriously. Thats Liverpool Football Club for you. Blame everyone else. No class. No dignity & not the People's Club.

As it stands, Victor Anichebe has scored more goals than anybody in world football in 2012! Have that you boing boing Quilts.

They've got Delilah on in the Local. I'm officially back home.

As it's now 12 O'Clock in Malaysia - Selamat Tahun Baru to my Brothers & Sisters in the East!

This year I've been across the World & back again. Literally. That's not just a quote from a Marti Pellow track. How things change in 12 months.

Jedward are actually proof there is no God. If there is, God defiantly isn't Female because no Female would EVER fuck things up like that. Seriously.

Anyone local know anyone or some place I can get hold of a cheap 50cc Scooter?

Ruby Murray with the Boys tonight. Jon Whalley be showing off his new signings no doubt, prick that he is.

Although being on a Malaysian Beach for Xmas would have had it's advantages, there really is no place like home at Xmas. Best so far, lotta love and more Carling...

Peace on earth to all men, we're gonna get boozed up again!!!

Merry Xmas to all my Funk Soul Brothers (& Sisters) - Power 2 the People. Lotta loves.

Just had a thought. If John Terry wasn't a distinguished professional Footballer, would we be seeing him on the Jezza Kyle Show?

Hill sprints on a chilly December evening are a sure way to make your lungs burst!

On a serious note, I actually feel extremely sorry for Steve Kean right now. Poor little Lamb.

Morning all, I'm after art workers for a new project. Simple but precise photoshop work. Send me a message or comment on this if you're interested or know anyone that might be.

"Owww yea, that Carol Vorderman's a right sought" - My Grandad discussing the loveable middle aged chick from Countdown. Epic.

Beers with my Southern Pals & the Irishman today. Boom.

Can my Southern Friends tell me how how bad the snow is down there? Is it effecting the Trains?

R.I.P Christopher Hitchens. For someone who never uttered a single word to me in person, he had a phenomenal effect on my thinking. If you do anything today, google that man!!!

Yes, what you sayin Landon Donovan you little American Beaut!!!

Sammi Partington just picked up a Christmas Card that popped through our front door and said "Oh, it's probably from that Jesus Christ"... What she actually ment was 'It's from the local Church'. Unbelievable.