Neil

I did have a squint at it for 10 minutes though Neil, not as bad as I thought, my heart goes out to Steve the manager.

 

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Mac

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have to agree god knows why he agreed to big ron going defo a bad move

another thing thats puzzled me why does it take them f****ing hours to get ready for a night out me i can be ready in ten mins no probs

d mirror says boro are looking to sign nugent

Alex, it gets worse, once you are in a serious relationship if you don't know their dress size from 10 different shops (because no two shops are the same sizes) you are insensitive.

 

God forbid you should forget their bra size too. Oh and if you ever buy nice underwear as a pressie and the shop assistant says "what size is she?", don't ever, ever, ever make claw hands in front of your chest because they don't like that. 

 

I have found if you pay too much attention, they think you are up to something, pay too little attention and you don't love them enough.

 

My advice to a young man like yourself is to learn three phrases which may help, depending on when you use them.

 

1) Yes love

 

2) No love

 

3) Of course you don't need to go on a diet (unless the answer should be "only if it makes you feel better" but that is a bit of a minefield, best to avoid giving an answer if you can).

 

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Mac

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o so true mac but u missed one do i look good in this ???? damn u cant win u say yes and its no i dont u dont care about me and u say well love maybe the there other top looked better and shite you are on the couch for the night

ok to everyone who reads this and watches that shite called love island please i beg u get a clue its so sad its laughable and mac big ups i didnt know ufc was on

sky one at 10pm mate

anybody watching this tonight even though i cant stand him i am tempted to watch this as the clips i have seen look quite good

T actually enjoys decorating so I manage to give that one the big swerve, it's paying out for frivolous bits and bobs "coz it will look nice". 

 

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Mac

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u jammy bugger mac wish mine did sadly its always down to me i tell u somthing else thats a complete mystery to me handbags and shoes she has so many and yet always insists on buying new shoes and handbag everytime she buys a dress why??????

yes pat u got it fella and mac totally agree mate same as whenever we buy a new couch or carpet or curtains if they dont go with the wallpaper thats it we have to redecorate the fooking room it drives me crazy just as well i love her

its not just big brother the other week we went shopping and as she got out the car she hit the car door on a post leaving a fooking big dent in my car but blamed me for it saying i parked to close to the post all she had to do was open her eyes i left her plenty of room just didnt think dhe would let the door swing out and then she says stop moaning its only a car

as long as i live i will never understand women my other half just said she cant wait for the next series of big brother to start think i will have to take her to hospital for a brain scan

in todays sunday mirror its says we are in talks with malbranque and that fulham have accepted a 2 millon bid from us

most observers expect beatie and aj to form the blues first choice line up however moyes warned today faddy is definitely in the frame i am quite excited by what i have been seeing from him in pre-season his form has been very good he looks stronger more mature and his decision making is better people shouldnt be thinking its going to be aj and beatie up front i have to say faddy could easily start saturday

personally i hope dm sees sense and picks aj and beatie

hope u have a top holiday fella

congrats one and all well done

dundee utd

york

sky sports says he is in talks with celtic

i think it has to be coppell

without doubt its got to be howard

neither andy or nemesis were on my birth certificate but andy is closest, plus i felt nemesis because too informal for such a personal forum as this one

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so andy is closest to your real name dont tell me you a really called mandy

guilty as charged i was blueboys and i just fancied a change of name and andy obliged me

happy bday mate erm scouse hate to tell you but efc fan and romey is one and the same person

in todays paper moyes says vdm is on his last chance with the club

happy birthday killa have a good one mate