LewisNewburn

Reflections on yesterday's fiasco:1. Why did the boy Barkley, not in the First XI since God-knows-when, start in the Derby?2. Why on Io did Anichebe start?3. Why is Everton Football Club averse to attacking, shooting, passing the ball forward, that sort of thing (except Drenthe on his lonesome, poor dear)?4. What was Škrtel weaned on to look like that? Something sour, or else he's some kind of troglodyte.[Relevance? - Ed.]5. Why?