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The word, BBC London 94.9, is 'vigilantism', not 'vigilante-ism'. GAWD.

Finish eight months' working for the NCT today, commence two months' rowing for Molesey tomorrow.

'This is another song I wrote.' *F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E F F# G G#My cousin is adorable.

The brother's a Tab!

Diagonal tan-line on my face. Accursed fringe...

Well done, Harry and Lizzie, for killer A-Level/Uni and GCSE results. Supercousins.

Behind Mark Williams/Arthur Weasley/Kenneth, one of the "Suit you" tailors from the Fast Show, at the hole-in-the-wall.

Andy Whitfield of 'Spartacus: Blood & Sand' has died after a cancer relapse. He'll be missed.

My Tab brother has Stephen Hawking's old room next year.

'Mon, you Blues. Time to give the Shite a good kicking.

Reflections on yesterday's fiasco:1. Why did the boy Barkley, not in the First XI since God-knows-when, start in the Derby?2. Why on Io did Anichebe start?3. Why is Everton Football Club averse to attacking, shooting, passing the ball forward, that sort of thing (except Drenthe on his lonesome, poor dear)?4. What was Škrtel weaned on to look like that? Something sour, or else he's some kind of troglodyte.[Relevance? - Ed.]5. Why?

'It's okay, he doesn't have feelings. Racists don't have feelings; they're sub-human.' God, I love Peep Show.

Just saw Hugh's at Putney - didn't know you were down!

The theme from 'The Artist' was better than all the candidates.