Bill Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 A couple of my old favourites. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know, I've cut your arms off'. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Our ice cream man was found lying dead on the floor of his van, covered with hundreds and thousands. The Police think he topped himself. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says 'So are you, you fat bast**d!' A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore' Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. I like the Daft ones and Tommy Cooper was the master at it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko 1990 Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 A couple of my old favourites. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know, I've cut your arms off'. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Our ice cream man was found lying dead on the floor of his van, covered with hundreds and thousands. The Police think he topped himself. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says 'So are you, you fat bast**d!' A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore' Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. I like the Daft ones and Tommy Cooper was the master at it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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