Fisrt Into Space

[Lowensda]

There was an american, a russian and a blonde woman talking at the bar.

 

The Russian said "We were the first into space"

 

The American said "We were the first on the moon"

 

and the Blonde said "We were going to be the first onto the sun"

 

The American and Russian both looked at each other and said "Don't be stupid!!? You can't go to the sun!",

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so the Blonde says "we're not that stupid you know, we're going at night"