Jimmy the blue Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Subject: IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY Artery........................ The study of paintings Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section..........A neighbourhood in Rome Catscan...................... Searching for Kitty Cauterize..................... Made eye contact with her Colic......................... ..A sheep dog Coma.......................... A punctuation mark Dilate......................... To live long Enema.......................... Not a friend Fester...........................Quicker than someone else Fibula......................... .A small lie Impotent...................... Distinguished, well known Labour Pain...................Getting hurt at work Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane Morbid.......................... A higher offer Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates Node........................... I knew it Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted Pelvis......................... ...Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative................A letter carrier Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery Rectum........................ ..Nearly killed him Secretion...................... .Hiding something Seizure......................... .Roman emperor Tablet......................... ..A small table Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport Tumour..........................One plus one more Urine.......................... .Opposite of you're out 2xCondoms..................To be sure, to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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