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2009 P G A Official Golf Terms (honest)

 

 

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't

 

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another

 

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand

 

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water

 

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed

 

An 'O.J.'- got away with one

 

A 'Princess G race' - should have used a driver

 

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver

 

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good

 

A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole

 

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Off to the left

 

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - Way to the right

 

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read

 

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out

 

; A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist

 

A 'Sonny Bono'- straight into the trees

 

A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank

 

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole

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2009 P G A Official Golf Terms (honest)

 

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another

 

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water

 

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed

 

An 'O.J.'- got away with one

 

A 'Princess G race' - should have used a driver

 

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver

 

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist

 

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole

 

those are very funny.. never heard them used tho :P .

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