Bill Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 A friend of mine says he is shagging twins, I said ' How can you tell the difference?' he said ' Her brother has got a moustache ? Bloke shagging his girlfriend says' Bend over we'll try the social security position' ' What the hell is that ?' she says ' When my balls touch your arse you're getting full benefit' Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home last night. They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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