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A friend of mine says he is shagging twins, I said ' How can

you tell the difference?' he said ' Her brother has got a moustache ?



Bloke shagging his girlfriend says' Bend over we'll try the

social security position' ' What the hell is that ?' she says '

When my balls touch your arse you're getting full benefit'



Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's

home last night. They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed


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