Bill Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5." Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood What do a Cadillac SUV and a Nike golf ball have in common? Tiger Woods can drive them both into the trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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