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Bill

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A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales So he put up a sign that read 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon Paddy pulled in filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10

and if he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8 and the proprietor said, 'You were close but

The number was 7, so Sorry No sex this time.'

 

A week later Paddy, along with his friend Mick pulled in for another Fill-up, Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number, Paddy guessed 2 this time, The proprietor said Sorry it was 3, You were close but no free sex this time.

 

As they were driving away Mick said to Paddy, I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.

Paddy replied No Mick It's not rigged at all at all. My wife won twice last week.

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