Bill Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter: SLIM, TALL, 38D BREAST, 22" WAIST and 34" HIPS. Click to enlarge. SO WHEN SHE WALKS INTO A ROOM PEOPLE SAY "OH JESUS CHRIST" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 She looks a bit of a Holy Cow to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 good old keeley...born on the same day as me..it was meant to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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