iggy Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war in Iraq. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. 'Billy.' 'And what is your question, Billy? 'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?' Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. 'Steve' 'And what is your question, Steve?' 'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the **** happened to Billy?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scouse Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
java2001e Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 take a look at :-) http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/ Top 11 other things Dubya will be doing while hosting a special screening of the film "United 93." (May 30, 2006) 11. Trying to remember what he was doing when he heard the news of the hijackings. 10. Getting the official story straight. 9. Shoring-up his poll numbers. 8. Staying out of Mr. Cheney's way. 7. Wondering if JuJu Fruits are anti-semetic. 6. Waiting for Harrison Ford to save the day (again). 5. Trying-out "the move" on Condi. 4. Shouting warnings at the screen. 3. Discovering that his flight-suit is less comfortable after a couple of hours in a theater seat than it was after a few minutes flight across San Diego Harbor. 2. Wondering what happened to that Osama guy. 1. Making notes for a movie based on his September 11 flights from Sarasota to Barksdale Air Force Base to Offutt Air Force Base to Washington, D.C. called, "Stay Out of Harm's Way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEWOLF Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 (edited) Brill Iggy Edited September 29, 2006 by BLUEWOLF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Not f*cking funny Iggy, this man has his finger on the button, AND IT SCARES ME SHITLESS. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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