blue_is_best Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 A feisty 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "a can of peaches." The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "six." The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. Sternly, the judge said, "What is it? " The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 I like that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Excellent that one. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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