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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

> When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I

> decided I

> needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

> In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

> Everything

> was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and

> threatened

> suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

> When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was

> totally

> predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull

> that I

> decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

> When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with

> her. She

> rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did

> mad

> impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me

> miserable as

> often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but

> directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

> When I turned 32, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted

> firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she

> divorced

> me and took everything I owned.

> I am now 36 and am looking for a girl with very big tits!

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