Blue 250 Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 An eight year old boy asked his stressed out dad if he could have a new bike! As it wasn't his birthday or was it christmas his dad thought this cheeky request should be met with a few home truths! "I've got an £74,000 mortgage,the car's broken and there's a hole in the roof" followed by a stern"so no you can't have a new bike" The lad seemed to accept the harsh facts from his dad,and made for bed! The next morning his dad heard a noise from the front door,when he got to the door he found his son, with case about to leave!........."What are you doing son" he asked! Well last night when I went to the toilet,I heard you and mum talking in the bedroom! I heard you say"you were pulling out" and mum said "I'm coming too"...... His dad said what are you doing? and the boy said "well there's a £74,000 mortgage,the cars broken and there's a hole in the roof.......I'm not staying here on my own"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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