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  1. So if Pat Joined in Jan 03 & had been browsing a bit before joining etc & it is now April 06...... Math was never my gift...But How do ya get 3 yrs outa that Louis?...Sure its not 4yrs?.

     

    You would no Like mate, However that would mean I spent 3-4 mnths posting on an imaginary forum?

     

    "Pat heads of confuesd to check Medications & possible side effects".

     

     

    The domain toffeetalk.com is 3yrs old...

     

    The actual forums were made on 12th Dec 2002.

     

    Use whatever date you want ;)

  2. News from Yorskhire

    Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

     

    "A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

     

    Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

     

    "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

     

    Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

     

    He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

     

    His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

     

    Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness

  3. Everton have made a £10m bid to land top Dutch striker Dirk Kuyt, manager David Moyes revealed today.

     

    And they have also made an approach to tempt ex-Liverpool striker Michael Owen to Goodison Park.

     

    Owen has rejected the approach, while the bid for Kuyt - like Owen a potential target for their Merseyside rivals - has been turned down by Feyenoord who insist they want 18m Euros - around £12m.

     

    But Blues boss David Moyes is adamant Everton have the funds to bid for top players.

     

    "We have been in contact with Michael Owen and his advisors but unfortunately Michael does not see Everton as his choice at the present time," he said before flying out to Villarreal today.

     

    "But I am reassuring the Everton supporters that we are in for most of the names.

     

    "We offered £10m for Kuyt on August 1, which was rejected by Feyenoord.

     

    "It's just to make people realise that we are in for players who we consider to be top class.

     

    "We do have money to fund deals if they are the right ones and the right ones are available.

     

    "Certain top names that we are talking about are the right ones, but as far as I know it is 18m Euros for Kuyt and I just felt that was too much.

     

    "We have got people in mind and I hope to bring people in before the transfer window closes. With Sandro Pistone injured - he had a scan and we are not quite happy with the one that we have had so far - it may force me into bringing in a left-back."

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