Louis

I've been told that the Watson files are the best ones?

Miser

Still.. look good though don't they?

Andy Johnson:

Tim Cahill:

Simon Davies/Smeagol:

Not bad hey, when I get my xsata Im gonna be putting one of those patches on so I can have official looking everything

Possibly the wrong forum But as Im an admin I can let myself off?

Maybe Moyes didn't want to go up against his favourite club (celtic)?

I don't think Gravesen would have been of much benefit anyway Gravesen's reasons:

"I know other Danish players who have had the opportunity to play with Celtic and they have nothing but great things to say about the club,"

"I have also visited Celtic Park for matches, where the atmosphere is tremendous and I am very much looking forward to playing there."

The big girls room is over there!

This is a video I found on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro3u9gLxgqI

Looks promising

I quite like it

Let's just hope Simon Davies remembers which team he plays for.

'kin tax dodger.

CEDAR CITY - Police in southern Utah are calling a 17-year-old boy a hero after he fatally stabbed an armed intruder who broke into his family's home early Wednesday.

  Iron County Sheriff Mark Gower described the boy as a level-headed kid "who, in my opinion, saved his family's lives."

  It all began when a 19-year-old Las Vegas man, who was recently fired from a construction company owned by the family, broke into their home at 2650 N. 2200 West, near Cedar City, and held the boy and his parents at gunpoint, Gower 

said.

  The masked intruder, whose name was not released, removed an air conditioning unit from the boy's bedroom window around 4 a.m. and climbed into the home with a semi-automatic pistol, Gower said. He woke the boy and bound him with duct tape.

  The man then entered the master bedroom and bound the boy's parents with duct tape. At one point, the boy's stepfather began wrestling with the intruder.

  While the stepfather fought with the intruder, the boy was able to free himself. He then pulled a 6-inch hunting knife from beneath his bed, walked into his parents' bedroom and stabbed the intruder five times in the back, Gower said.

  The intruder continued wrestling with the boy's stepfather until he realized he had lost his gun, Gower said. He then told the family he was leaving and tried to exit through a locked front door. When he couldn't get out, a family member unlocked the deadbolt and let him out. The intruder then collapsed about 100 to 150 feet from the side of the home. The family called police. The boy's mother stood outside wrapped in a blanket next to her husband as paramedics worked on the unconscious man, neighbor Linda Chapman said. She said the couple were visibly upset.

  "This is spooky because this a very quiet neighborhood," Chapman said.

  The intruder was transported to Valley View Medical Center in Cedar City, where he was pronounced dead.

  Gower said the Iron County Attorney's Office wasn't planning on prosecuting the 17-year-old boy. "We feel pretty confident it was justified," Gower said.

  A 10-year-old girl was also in the home at the time of the break-in, but the intruder did not enter her room and she did not see the attack.

  "We don't know if [the intruder]was there to even the score or rob them," Gower said.

  The shaken family left while investigators processed evidence in their home and towed the intruder's car, which was parked about a block from the house.

  "They're shook up, very shook up, understandably," Gower said. "They've had a lot of emotion with them today."

That would be frowned upon by the PC people in this country. It sounds like common sense to me, if someone breaks into your house without your permission you should be able to do whatever you feel is rational to defend yourself.

Look closely at tile A and B. They seem to be different shades of gray. They are the same exact shade.

Don't believe it? Try opening up the image in Paint or another image editor and put the 2 tiles side by side.

Anyone else have any illusions they'd like to share?

No GREAT loss Everton lad, leave it in for two months - get your ipod then switch

Only trying to help

If you have a student bank account please consider moving it to Halifax.

They are not giving away a free railcard or a free ipod but they are giving away something which is far more valuable, a 0% overdraft until you graduate. They are offering £2,750 per year for your university course. So if you are doing a three year course by the end of the third year you can have an overdraft of £8,250.

If you are feeling clever you may 'stooze' this away in a high interest rate (current highest is 5.15%) then you could earn up to £447 for simply not spending your money.

To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.

Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused.

A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief.

The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!"

She's no Sarah Beeney

will it be available on telewest?

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not yet mate

No problem Ola and Adam

Cloud is not that bad.

Not available yet, its only just joined sky, viewings start on the 29th of this month.

It is now being broadcast on sky but your box does not automatically pick it up.

On your sky remote press services.

Select System Setup

Select Add Channels

Change frequency to 11.681

Select find channels

Store channel 51147 and your done .

You'll find it in your other channels list.

To view you have to go to services>otherchannels> 51147

Did you try writing to the BBC?

Kathy Beale? No thank you (I see your point!)

Is that third party only?