who the hell is Noah Baarde?
According to Bluekipper we signed him yesterday
"Everton beat the midnight deadline to sign the new hot stuff of world football, wonder kid Noah Baarde. Noah Baarde can play up front, midfield and in the back four, and the Blues beat off stiff competition for the player, picking him up on a free, and his wages are believed to be minimal.
Moyesy has been tracking the player for months, and it was a nap that the Blues would sign Noah Baarde in January. Noah Baarde will be unveiled at Goodison later today, and he should be in Everton's squad for this weekends clash against Shiiittteeeehhh."
Noah Baarde Agent said: "Great Stuff, this is a dream come true for the lad. Noah Baarde signing for Everton, it's what we expected."
too good to be true surely? nice to know someone has creative writing skills.