This stuff is great, keep it up.
I'll try my hand:
A woman is in the checkout line at a supermarket and puts bacon, eggs and milk on the conveyor belt when a gruff-looking, tough man walks up behind her.
He takes a look at the bacon, the eggs and the milk, then looks at her, smirks and says "you must be single".
The woman is taken aback and a bit confused.
She looks at him, then the bacon, eggs and milk, then back to the gruff man and says "well, yeah, but how did you know?"
The man responds "Because you're ugly as hell."