Willo

Christ sheedy that certainly brought a tear to my eye but what a top post .

Great song by Cast there to accompany it .

Nice one

Tragic accident for me , besides even if it wasn't you'll never ever find out .

That makes sense to me, people will be too busy shagging to have a fag.

 

ATB

 

Mac

Problem is mac most people have a fag after shagging

KIT KAT STADIUM. FFS.

Fook me , and i thought the Pizza Hut Arena was a pi55 take when played in America pre season .

Jolly gosh

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Welcome to Match of the day on this fine saturday afternoon for football.

 

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Siedleine eye Jenna Jamieson predicts wet & windy conditions whilst a little slippery under foot & in further news new signing Kobe Tai will be missing today due to bruised thighs & Chafe.

 

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Such vision pat

PMSL hahaahah

^ service def

Spot on craccer , without Arteta in the team we have a massive creativity problem , AVDM is not the answer cos his form goes up and down more times than a brides knickers on her wedding night .

I still live with the folks and they've just decided to get rid of cable TV cos they watch the same old sh!te over and over again and there is very rarely anything new .

It may be the same old sh!te all the time but its a better selection of same old sh!te than having just 5 channels of sh!te which i affectionatly have dubbed '' Peasant TV '' .

Soft ar5e here is gonna have to shell out for it all on my lonesome now so just to pi55 them off i'll be shelling out for it direct to my room so they dont get a fookin sniff .

That'll teach them when they're havin to watch the Mint , BBC learning zone or some Bollywood epic late on a friday or saturday night .

Ha

Must say i certainly qualify for number 2 cos i go on a mad search for the remote whenever i lose it .

I also tend to need the remote to be near me whenever i am in the room and as soon as i get in from work and sit down my first thought is to comandeer the remote and have it all to myself ( i also cheekily find myself doing it in other peoples houses without knowing it haha )

Must be an obsessive compulsive thing or sumthin .

I thought the Dawn of the Dead remake was the best , bit like 28 days later with much faster scarier zombies and an alltogther more brutal film .

Thought Land of the Dead would have been the same but it was re-made like the originals with cr@ppy slow comedy zombies so wasnt impresssed .

If you like zombie films and havent seen it anyone then watch 28 days later , possibly the best zombie film of all time especially with the deserted London beginning , it looks fookin freaky .

I got both tonight but then i guess most people had arsenal and chelski down for wins

I reckon the wii will really come into its own if you've got a few mates round a few beers and possibly a few joints .

Sounds like you'd have a right fookin laugh playing wii sports with a few friend after few jars , cant really see it being that much fun to play on your own .

Dear oh dear , skinny jeans eh ????????

Not for me thanks , i prefer the more refined bootcut jean type and a bit of an indie look .

Very very retro .

Pie ar5e says '' and we will find the money for him again ''

before the interview ended BK also added '' as long as he only looks at free transfers or conference players , i'am also organizing an expedition to try and find that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow '' .

I wont hold my breath .

The only way forward as far as i can see is a groundshare a 70,000 super stadium that can make the city proud of course theres resistance to it but even with the RS new found oil money it makes fiancial sense,Liverpool as a city cant support the building of 2 new stadiums its a criminal waste of money IMO i would sooner see this come off becuase if all partys could agree to it its a project that could succed.

 

As it is the RS will move into thier very own stadium and we'll be stuck at Goodison moaning about the ground becuase this wont come off,the sums arent adding up at all we made a loss last year so who in thier right minds would lend us more money? and by god we'd need at least a 100 mill to build something near whats burning in BKs minds eye.

Good post fozz .

I've said ever since the Kings Dock fiasco that a ground share would be our best option and fook all of this '' oh i wouldn't want to share with the RS cos they've been sitiing in my seat '' or '' we'll lose our sense of identity if we share a stadium '' bollox .

As you and robb have quite rightly pointed out the whole thing makes perfect financial sense for both clubs and as a whole for the city of Liverpool .

If i'am right in thinking , some of the money we'd be saving whilst sharing the resposibility with the RS could be used for relaying the pitch more often to dispell any worries about the pitch getting ploughed up .

From a business point of view keeping the stadium running on a weekly basis rather than it being left empty for a week at a time when a team is playing away makes alot more financial sense .

The whole infrastrucure in and around the stadium would benefit from it being used on a more regular basis than just every other week also .

If this Dubai billionarre is the astute business man the papers lead us to believe and you have to take into context that its a corporation looking at buying the RS , not one man throwing his own millions at a club like Roman at Chelski , then he's in it to make money and not shearly there for the exposure .

And as we've pointed out this will make alot more money for both clubs than owning seperate grounds .

The only problem that i can still see is our money men actually being able to come up with enough cash to share the responsibility of a joint ground and its building in the first place .

We aint got a pot to pi55 in and i cant see the RS shelling out for our half of the ground aswell .

All this talk seems to be getting me a bit too carried away at times but then i come back down to earth with a bump and realise that Billy liar is still our chairman and the possibility of the proposed move is a very dodgy one at most .

Call me an anti-pessimist but i've have seen too many false dawns and broken promises whilst BK has been at the top of the tree and the negative feelings in me are telling me to prepare myself for the eventual balls up of this whole ground move aswell .

I noticed whilst reading tele-text that BK mentioned at the end of the interview that '' staying at Goodison may well , in the end be the best option for Everton FC '' .

He just had to get that in at the end didn't he , in other words '' if this ground move does ( very likely ) go t!ts up then i never made any promises and have thought all along that its best to stay at Goodison '' .

Well fook that BK , i don't care how you do it but we need and need desperatly to move grounds because if you think Goodison just now looks like a sh!t heap its gonna look a million times worse when the RS have their brand spanking new 60,000 seater velodrome parked just over the road .

What about '' The Toffee Stadium '' ???????

Do you reckon that would stick

Sorry

Get a fookin hair cut lad you look worse than Andy Murray

Hahahahahaha That or Frodo Baggins fish

Stadium proposals, Money 4 Jan, The Invisble man to Arrive...Hmmmm Whats The Pie Man really hiding then?

 

Sorry been burnt 2 many times.

Once bitten twice shy eh pat .

The Godfather part 1 was fantastic .

The Godfather part 2 was even better .

The Godfather part 3 was poor .

Scarface is the best for me and Carlito's way has gotta be up there as well .

The Business , Goodfella's , Chopper ( Eric Banna outstanding ) , things to do in Denver when you're dead , True Romance ( could that be included as its got the mafia in it ) .

But as pointed out above anything with Pacino or De-Niro in it is fantastic so i'll include '' Heat '' in my list aswell .

I am not saying they were right mik but just seems that certain regimes suit certain countrys better , look at the way Iraq has gone now and its obvious that as soon as the allies pull out there will be another Saddam in place so what the fook are we doing there in the first place .

Like i say ( and too our very credit ) we're too civilised to try and stableise such a volitile country , it aint gonna happen unless you're as brutal as those you're fighting against and we're better than that .

Hitler was a war-monger where as Saddam didnt threaten us what-so-ever and i think there where ulterior motives for the Iraq invasion which have subsequently blown up in the allies face .

Gotta say i was all for ousting Saddam from the start but have seen the error of my ways now cos countrys like that will never take to democracy and we're wating our time ( and our soldiers lives ) even bothering trying to change them .

Too many people are still blinded my BK's '' blind loyalty '' to the club , i think otherwise .

BK cannot love the club if he's having a detrimental effect on it , ok so the finances are better now than when he took over but thats only because of the shrek cash nothing else .

Everyone else seems to be zooming light years ahead of us financially whilst we are told that we should be pleased with fianancial stability , well that '' stability '' will go tats up if we dont start catching up with your West Hams and Man Citeh's .

Like previously said there is a shed load of money floating round in the game these days but BK's blue tinted specs cant seem to see it .

I am gonna take a banner to the next game with '' BK get some cash or pi55 off '' written on it cos the whole thing is getting fookin silly now .

my dad just put in a contraversial point but it is true.

 

when Pinochet came into power he rounded up all the people who were suspected to be against him and they were killed. he ruled with an iron fist and no trouble was heard from Chile.

 

now look at iraq. saddam did the same. killed many people who were considered to be lethal. no trouble in iraq. saddam is captured/overthrown and sentanced to death. you hear of bombings in iraq all the time.

 

these leaders may have been brutal but they ruled well. no trouble was heard of because the people knew the consequences.

My dad says exactly the same mate , as he reckons that certain countries need to be ruled with an iron fist and cannot be ruled any other way .

I think it's obvious that Iraq isn't gonna take to democracy but we're embroiled in their sh!tty polotics now , Iraq was at peace under Saddam although i cannot agree with his methods ( the vicious , evil , murdering bar-steward )they worked for him .

The problam with the Allies is that we're too civilised and it was always gonna end up like this , to beat the insurgents you have t be as brutal as them but as i say we're too civilised so its a lose / lose situation .

You watch , as soon as we pull out some other dictator as bad as Saddam will take over and it will all be the same as it ever was .

Was told loads of times i looked like Anthony from last years big brother and more recently the match .

The latest and worse one though is Ray from x-factor FFS

Dont you kids Pogo & Smash Beer Glasses on ya heads any-more?...I dunno todays youth - Harden the fuk up........

 

Glad ya enjoyed Yng Fella Rok out Bruz & I can only think of 1 thing better than air guitaring with a random lass...Thatll come....

Hahahah i can down a pint in 2 seconds pat does that count ???????

Look at me , the wrong side of 25 and still trying to sound like i can keep up with the kids .

Hurrah?

Couldnt have put it better myself mate .