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Billy the Fish like save from Howard there.

Neville, you had all the time in the world then, and a good chance to create a second phase attack, yet you inexplicably decide to hoof it to the corner flag.

AH, now, yeah you see, it all makes sense why Moyes won't play him now. It appears that Barkley is GINGER.

Christ, it that BARKLEY on the pitch?

Oh, Felli you wonker. You should have buried that TOO.

Oh, Felli you wonker. You should have buried that.

Same here, was my boy hood hero, do u remember he used to have his own comic in the 80's? Or it was a storyline featured in a comic book?! And wasn't he 'promoting Quaser football boots, remember them?

I remember the boots, but not the comic. It's a shame that he sullies his legacy by shilling crisps to thickos for coins.

Might aswell have swappes, useless special. Some nice everton goals tho. Lineker had the nack of being in the right place at the right time. Actually he was in the right space all of the time, even if the ball didnt end up in that space. I think that was the reason he scored so many. He always asumed that the ball would be there, never stopped a run. Even if it seemed hopeless

Lineker is a massive reason why I support Everton. He always knew where the ball would be, and got there half a yard of everyone else. He could also finish masterfully with either foot. Inzaghi has some of the same talent. Brilliant.

Good half. Lots happening around Drenthe. Neville and Gibson invisable apart from when Gibson stole the ball from Maggie. Gibson had a good shot off a corner aswell.

 

Now a Gary Lineker special in half time.

Wanna swap? I've got Al-Jazeera and prick whose name I think might be Angus Scott.

Crikey, I do love The Count.

Open question: Is Drenthe actually any good at dribbling? He's fast and looks lively, but can he actually beat a man?

Sack Moyes

Fathers for Justice! (handcuffs self to goalpost)

Fellaini's not doing too badly in this more advanced role, though we are missing his suppresion in the deep. I hope the Pool don't make us pay for the chuckle brothers Gibbo and Neville being there instead.

Gibson managed to totally ruin that move. Clown.

Dont think its Why, think its more a reason of How... I.e How much he would actually cost and how much we have to "spend" because even the Jelavic and Gibson money came from the billy transfer and the money we got from jutkiewicz's move to boro'

I think that Stracq would love to move to us permanently - surely he can't cost that much and wages not too much by premier league standards.

Big duncs bald spot was quite impressive too

Dunc had a lot of bald spots for us. Some of then lasted for months in front of goal.

Dont knock the bald spot, ive got one of those

Wasn't knocking it. It's just that the poor bugger is only 24 year's old. He must have a poor diet or something. That and the wintery sun was reflecting off it and burning my retinas.

Duncan Ferguson in the crowd looks like Hibbert's scrawnier, nastier cousin.

Third thing noticed. Phil Neville giving away free kicks and loose passes in centre fucking mid. Balls.

Hi all. First thing I noticed - 2 goals already. Second thing noticed. Darron Gibson's MASSIVE bald spot.

couldn't even get a shot on target for us for months, just scored an amazing finish for fucking spurs. just shows he couldn't give a shit at the end for us. and of course that fucking redknapp is a 'genius' in the transfer market - bollocks...

I think that must be Moyes' mantra! Not sure its what you meant though! ha

 

Yeh Felli has been an absolute beast.

Oh big fat cocks, I of course meant that attack is the best form of defence. I must be chanelling Moyes's spirit. Really fucked off that we've not seen Barkley for months now. There must be a problem somewhere. I don'ts likes it.

Straq is only on loan unfortunately (from Tigre) so hopefully they wont ask for too much.

Cheers GR. If he keeps putting in a shift like he has the last few games, I'd love to see him her on a permanent basis. He's a bit Mick Harford, but he's a tryer and I'll always find it easy to root for a player like that. I've a feeling he won't want to go back to Tigre much after the reception he has had here.

I like Chelsea a lot and feel sorry for AVB, but pleased to see a great team effort and a wonderful Peanuts performance. Imagine where we'd be in the table if we'd played in 5% better in some of those bloody awful early season games...

And finally, Baines has cut his hair! He no longer looks like a mid 19th century count, or Ivan Jelical from Viz.

Missed most of this match, but it looks like Fellaini has been a monster again. Is that the case?

Also, does anyone know is Stracq is on loan, or if we actually own him?