Paul 1300

Terry Vegetables is the last person you would want to be involved in your club, look up the word Dodgy and you'll see his picture.

Just after he was sacked by the Evil emperor Sugar there was all that controversy, but in truth he was robbing the club blind, and he was caught with his hand in the till,he transfered £150,000 to save his failing business and around another 2 million in missing funds directly from the club. Obviously Sugar was not going to tolerate this and he had to go.

Ok as football fans we don't really care about finances if the club are successful on the footballing front and to be fair under Vegetables we finished 3rd and won the F A cup, and at the time it looked like we was building a succesful team with Ruddock, Sheringham, Barmby Campbell(spits) but in reality there were serious cracks and it was the start of a rapid decline in our fortunes and venables is not the football genius everyone was making him out to be, because if was then surely he would have gone on to manage a big club and euro 96 he did an adequate job.

But at the time I was spending a lot of my money supporting Spurs, as many home games as I could get to and a few away, new shirt every time they bought one out, videos and assorted shit from the shop, overpriced burgers at half time etc, and that was my money the dodgy fucker was stealing.

we seem to like dodgy managers Redknapp, Pleat who was done for Kerb crawling in Luton,

Do you know this is the only opposition forum I have been on and not suffered unwarranted abuse, which goes to show what a decent collection of souls you are.

Does anyone know if this game is on Telly on sunday or have I got to find a stream ?

If in all likely hood you do beat us Sunday can you at least make sure you beat the Chavs and Le Scum when you play them as well, and help QPR to get relegated as well.

The good news for us is that Gallas is likely to be out as well, So I predict we will use a 4 5 1 formation

Loris

Walker Dawson Vertonghen Assou- Ekotto

Siggurdson Carroll Parker Dembele Holtby

Adebayor (useless Lazy petulant Cunt) or preferably Dempsey

I worry that Baines will take the piss out of Walker and your midfield will out muscle ours,

someone will eventually read Parker's constant piroeting and jagielka will snuff out any powd

er puff threat to your goal that we may pose our big problem we don't even have any decent youth strikers coming through

So as you can tell I'm not feeling particularly confident

Oh and I had serious stick from a liverpool fan at work today, he seems convinced Liverpool will finish 3rd or 4th now, he can't be that knowledgeable as he couldn't tell me how many times they had won the title sad dissilusoined fucker

Good Morning

I apologise its been a while since I posted on here.

As you all know I am a fairly realistic Spuds Supporter (with a soft spot for the Everton), but sunday is a Massive game for both clubs. We have the advantage of being at home although given the stupidity and fickleness of our great fans, that can be a curse (did you hear the booing of Gallas last night ?) there's no way you should boo your own players, how is that going to motivate them?

I take offence at your earlier Post Avinalaff, where you stated Everton are better than Tottenham, I'll disagree with you on that and fail to see how anyone can possibly think that, I am not saying we are better than Everton I have always thought the 2 clubs fairly equal in terms of strength of Squad, fans previous success ETC, although I think we are financially better off than you (no disrespect)

Ok so we both have Key players out you Penis and Felaini, us Bale, and Lennon, obviously you will be very combatative and will try to dominate the Midfield, where as we will try to keep possession whilst leaving gaping holes at the back, I think it will be a tough game and think we will struggle to score, as we have no decent front players, the loss of Bale is significant, but the loss of Lennon as well is tragic, Holtby and sigurdson are adequate replacements but I can't see where our goals will come from, unless we play Vertonghen up front, as Adebayor is like a punter in a Thai Brothel with £500 in his pocket, but is just not feeling horny

Good luck and I hope its a good game with a Spurs Victory and hope we finish 3rd and you 4th

Come on You Spurs!

More importantly....wtf is the Spurs fans singing "When the Saints (Spurs) go marching in...." at half speed all about?

 

Sounds like they're at a funeral....annoys the f'ck out of me..

More importantly....wtf is the Spurs fans singing "When the Saints (Spurs) go marching in...." at half speed all about?

 

Sounds like they're at a funeral....annoys the f'ck out of me..

Spurs fans have bee singing it for years but its when the Spurs go Marching in and it starts Slowly and gets louder and faster, traditionally it used to start in the Park lane end, then the West stand would start, followed by the Paxton and by the time it got to the shelf it was really loud and fast, does not have the same effect when we are away

Told you we never get anything at Goodison

well played Everton never gave up

fucking hurts though

I appreciate the compliment but I would say Everton are a better team than us, but and it hurts to say this Le Scum are better than both of us

Everton are looking the better team at the moment.

I know I am probably biased but that was never a penalty against Dempsey

Felaini is winning the battle with Sandro,

Come on You Spurs

He never did I don't think.....signed briefly as cover but never played as far as I recall.

 

Great 'keeper though....one of the best, and a nice bloke as well.

 

(Your memory's addled from watching too much porn Paul )

But you should see the size of my right forearm

Interestingly I never knew big Pat Jennings played for Everton

I wish she would look at Porn Mike, I am thinking of suing her under the trades and descriptions act for misrepresentation, as before I married her she was a nymphomaniac, I think there is some secret ingredient in wedding cake that only affects the bride, as soon as they have a piece all their interest in sexual activity vanishes or they just can't be bothered as they think they've got you now you poor bastard, you thought you'd get it every night and never need to wank again its a very special powerful hold they have over us don't be fooled. and then they get the arse if they catch you looking at other women and take the moral high ground over Porn, cheeky fuckers.

Normally I wish Everton all the best of luck but not tomorrow.

We haven't done that well up at Goodison recently and I feel tomorrows game will be no different, Everton have a better balance than spurs and are a harder team than we are so I predict 3-1 Everton as you always like to burst our bubbles.

What a difference a year makes, last year when I used to come on here you had just sold Arteta and there was a lot of doom and gloom, you played us at the lane and most were predicting a defeat, but the match was a very tight affair, and it was only a fuck up by Baines that allowed Lennon to score and we grabbed the victory, in the return fixture there was a bit more optimism, and the Everton defeat and the following loss to Narch at home a week later ended hopes of a 3rd place finish.it also appears you are not missing Arteta that much and I fancy Everton for a top 4 finish above us but behind the two Manchester clubs and Chelscum,

But forgive me for wanting us to make it 5 wins on the bounce and I wish all the best for the rest of the season, except for the return fixture

PS I have really missed Marco's pearls of wisdom and sorry for not being on here much, but my wife doesn't let me on here much, since she discovered there is Porn on the internet.

Good Luck tonight I hope you get off to a good start

Good luck from me n all You're my premiership team for this year!

Be sad not to come to Goodison for the first time in 12 years unless we get you in the cup.

 

I've just done my championship fantasy football team and properly depressed myself!!

Still on the bright side you can look forward to a lovely away trip to Ipswich, the Jewell of Eastern England, just avoid the drug dealers and make sure you wipe your feet on the way out.

Thanks Chaps

I don't think our season will be as good as last year, as we won't replace Ratboy , and we have no strikers, only Defoe.

I think Everton have a good balanced side and will have an ok season, and I predict 6th or 7th for you.

I wish you all good luck for the new season (except when you play us of course)

I sincerely hope you have have a good season, and Ideally finish 2nd behind us

and for fuck sake beat the Scum (Arsenal), Chelsea, Liverpool, Man U and City

oops Meant to say I could not see him taking the spurs job

Its all over the net Speculation that AVB will be the next Spurs Manager, with either Tim Sherwood or Damian comoli as director of Football,

No Disrespect but on the Spurs Forums Moyes would not have been a popular choice and I could see him taking the job if offered any way, as it would not be a shrewd move for him, why would he leave Everton ? Tottenham is not necessarily a better or bigger club, we are both quite similar, ok we are a bit more financially secure but it would not be a major step up for him, its also rumoured, that UTD have him in mind for when Bacon face retires, to be honest I don't think he is that good.

Its possible that Levy has someone lined up, possibly AVB or Capello or someone else, as he did this when he sacked Graham, Jol, Ramos but its definately not Moyes, and another thing he would not play the Spurs way (dodgy at the back but quite good going forward)

My Choice would have been Lambert but he has gone to Villa

Thats nothing compared to my bucket list;

 

Bell End, Worcestershire, United Kingdom

Conception Bay, Newfoundland

Cuckoo's Knob, Wiltshire, UK

Lickey End, West Midlands, United Kingdom

Little Dix Village, West Indies

Minge Cove, New Hampshire, United States

Shag Island, Indian Ocean

Wanks River, Nicaragua

Wet Beaver, Australia

theres a place near hear called Fingringhoe it always gets a laugh

I looking for Everton to do us a massive favour on sunday and beat Newcastle

Fair play mate, as you will have seen more of him than me I taker your points on board. In truth, he is very young and I am being a bit harsh on him, I'm still stunned he beat Aguero to YpotY tbh.

 

He has a lot of room to improve as he's only 22. Not fair to judge players completely at that age. As for Richards, I still rate him above Walker, but Zabaleta is an unsung hero at City and it looked like Mancini wanted some more defensive solidity rather than raw power late in the season, hence Zabaleta taking Richards' place.

 

I appreciate you not having a go at me for my opinion either, and replying with why you think I was being harsh. You do make some fair points.

This is an Everton forum and I am lucky to be tolerated

so it wouldn't be wise to have a go at an Everton fan here

not that I would have a go at any one

I think Hodgson is a better choice for England than Redknapp and I hope he does well, be interesting to see what he does with old

guard Terry, Lampard, Ferdinand etc, I would like to see the Likes of Chamberlain at le scum given a chance, Jones at UTD, Welbeck with Wooney as Roy will call him and look to build for the future like Spain did years ago and look at them now

Kyle Walker is a media myth. Seriously, his defending is very poor and he seems to offer nothing but pace going forward. As Pete says, he started the season well but he's been poor since New Year or so. He's still young and has time to improve, but he's the latest young English player being elevated to the heavens, a bit like Phil 'Baresi' Jones. In their defence, they still have a lot of time to improve, but they're nowhere near as talented as claimed in m opinion.

 

I can't believe they actually appointed Hodgson. This has the potential to be a complete disaster for England.

I am a Spurs fan and have watched most of our games this season and although he a had a shocker at Goodison he has been pretty solid most of the season, He tracks back well tackles well, is ok in the air, plays better when Lennon is playing as the two of them have developed an understanding, negatives positional y he needs to improve and his decision making is poor, but he will learn to read the game, although I would like to know what has happened to Micah Richards as he looked like he was going to be best right back in the league

Hibbert or Neville should be in with a chance, as all the other English Rb's don't know how to defend.

Kyle Walker

no baines? and why crouch he's wank?

why wank when he's got Abby Clancy to fuck

I think he will be better for England than Redknapp, they obviously didn't warm to his Arfur Daley Del boy image, saying everyfings Triffic, my fear as a Spurs fan is we will be stuck with the Cunt, its one hell of a coincidence that we are 13 points clear then drop like a stone when England is mentioned Back to selling your 2nd hand cortina's and Escorts in your sheepskin you disloyal Gooner loving wideboy

Old woy had a tough Job at Liverpool, shit squad and high expectations, How much did sourface dogleash spend and they are still shit, Mind you they could still win the FA cup

I hope he has the support of the press and the players make an effort for him and England do well in the Euros

You had to pick a Spurs game Cheers