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Howie is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for

a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to

smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.


Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her

parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is

outside waiting for him.


"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She

tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We

haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do



Howiee sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.

Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying

a word. So Howie decides to have a little fun.


He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with

her infront of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her

dad is obviously livid, and her mum horrified when he sits back down,

but no-one says a word.


A few minutes later he grabs her mum, throws her on the table and

does a repeat performance.


Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother

is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.


All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to

rain. Howie remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of

vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams,



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