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Tampax are changing their design, they are replacing the string with a piece of tinsel ....

 

This is for the Christmas period only!

 

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A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.

 

His wife says 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother.'

 

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I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' '

 

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Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?

 

Everybody won.

 

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What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?

About 2.3 pounds including the urn.

 

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I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' '

 

What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?

About 2.3 pounds including the urn.

 

:lol:

 

Those two are especially good Bill, especially the bread one.

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