Fatboyquim Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 49 Actual Newspaper Headlines collected by journalists... 1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 6. Farmer Bill Dies in House 7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 9. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 10. Eye Drops off Shelf 11. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 12. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe 16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death 18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 21. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 23. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 24. War Dims Hope for Peace 25. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 27. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 29. Deer Kill 17,000 30. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 31. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 32. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 33. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 34. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 35. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 36. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 37. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply 38. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 39. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 40. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 41. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 42. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 43. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing 44. Air Head Fired 45. Steals Clock, Faces Time 46. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 47. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board 48. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 49. Include your Children When Baking Cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 38. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood39. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 40. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 41. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 42. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 43. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing 44. Air Head Fired 45. Steals Clock, Faces Time 46. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 47. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board 48. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 49. Include your Children When Baking Cookies 32530[/snapback] definaltly my favourite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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