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Dalziel Kane

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True still standing laws from some states believe it or not

 

 

 

Maryland - People are prohibited from swimming in fountains within city limits

 

It is forbidden to use fowl and abusive language in the proximity of playground areas

 

It is not allowed to throw hay bales from windows within city limits

 

It is forbidden to have a lion with you inside a theater

 

Any one person deemed a tramp or vagrant may not linger in park areas

 

 

 

Rhode Island - It Is forbidden to chew off anyones legs

 

Masquerading as an auctioneer is not allowed

 

It is deemed correct to always make loud noises when passing traffic on the left side

 

Marriages where either party is dumb or insane should not go ahead

 

 

 

Delaware - Changing of attire in one's own vehicle is not allowed

 

Liquor and dancing in clubs at the same time is not allowed

 

On October 31st kids are allowed two hours only for trick and treat, thus being from 6-8pm

 

It is forbidden to fly over rivers and streams unless ample food supplies are being carried at the time

 

 

 

Connecticut - Pickles cannot be seen as authentic if they are unable to bounce

 

White color christmas lights are only permitted

 

Trying to educate dogs is against the law

 

Men may not kiss their partners on the Sabbath day

 

Beauticians are prohibited from humming or singing while working

 

Walking backwards after sundown in considered 'not allowed'

 

 

 

Massachusetts - During Funeral procedures mourners are asked to keep 'sandwiches to a minimum'

 

Snoring is an illegal offense if any windows are open or even unlocked

 

Taxi Drivers may not indulge in sexual intercourse in their front seats during shifts

 

Women are not allowed to be on top during sexual situations

 

Gorillas in back seats of cars is strictly forbidden

 

Bullets cannot be used as currency

 

Going to bed without having an 'adequate wash' is against the law

 

 

 

New Hampshire - Taking seaweed from beaches is not allowed

 

Urinating on Sundays and looking skyward is prohibited

 

it is not allowed to sell the clothes you have on to pay off a gambling debt

 

You cannot check into a motel under an alias

 

Being in a cemetery after dark, eating or being intoxicated in such a place is not allowed

 

 

 

 

Vermont - It is strictly forbidden to tie Giraffes to telephone poles

 

Women must have written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth

 

Everyone must have a wash on a saturday night

 

 

 

New Jersey -Frowning at Police Officers is not allowed

 

Slurping of soup is against the law

 

It is against the law to kidnap or steal a homing pigeon

 

It is illegal to wear a bullet proof vest while murdering someone

 

Spray paints must not be sold in stores without warning juveniles first of the penalties for graffiti

 

 

 

New York State - A fixed penalty fine of $25 is in place for flirting on the street

 

The 'fine' for jumping off a tall building is the death penalty

 

Walking about on sundays with an ice cream cone in ones pocket is against the law

 

It is illegal to fraternize inside of elevators

 

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited

 

Throwing a ball at someones head for fun or amusement is not allowed

 

Women may go topless in public so long as it is not for business purposes

 

 

 

 

Maine - It is illegal to disembark from an airplane during flight

 

Spitting from second storey windows is against the law

 

Parking in front of 'Dunkin' Donut' establishments is not allowed

 

Shotguns are expected to be taken to church in case of a Native American attack

 

Playing a Violin in the street is against the law

 

 

 

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Actually the US is perfectly fine and sane enough compared to some other nations, we won't chop off your hands or flog you for smoking or drinking liquor or insulting some sheik's donkey for a start like some arabic states, Yes you can go about your business and stick to the rules and you'll be all right

 

anyway

 

 

Washington State

 

Sucking of Lollipops are not allowed (did you ever see Kojak in Seattle)

 

Buying a bed mattress on a sunday is against the state laws

 

Being under the impression of having rich parents is forbidden

 

No spitting at buses

 

No hypnotized persons shall be presented in shop windows

 

Having a concealed weapon over six feet in length on your person (that's a neat trick) , is against the law

 

 

 

California

 

 

No dogs are allowed to be brought to schools or colleges

 

No sleeping in parked vehicles

 

It is against the law for men to be seen on the street with pants and jacket that do not match (apparently)

 

No cowboy boots must be worn unless in the possession of two or more cows

 

No-one is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool

 

No vehicle without a driver must pass 60 miles per hour

 

 

 

Oregon

 

 

It is against the law to go swimming without suitable clothing

 

It is an offense to talk dirty to your wife/partner during intercourse

 

it is an offense to put young children on the running board of a car

 

It is forbidden to put a can of human excrement on the side of state highways

 

It is forbidden to work out or take exercises whilst driving a vehicle

 

No eating of donuts and walking in reverse

 

Against the law to chop off snakes heads with a stick while on the street

 

 

Nevada

 

 

People walking the streets are required by law to wear masks

 

You are not allowed to take a lie down on state sidewalks

 

Sex toys and such paraphernalia are not allowed

 

It is legal and approved to hang people for shooting of owners pet dogs

 

 

 

North Dakota

 

 

It is a state offense to fall asleep with your shoes on

 

New Years eve fireworks may not be set off AFTER eleven o clock

 

You can be prosecuted for wearing a hat and dancing

 

 

Utah

 

 

It is against the law for women to use profanities

 

You will require ID to enter a general store for after dark hours

 

It is against the law to cause a major catastrophe (?)

 

It is against the law to purchase alcohol at time of an emergency

 

It is against the law to have intercourse in the back of an ambulance vehicle if it is responding to a call out

 

It is illegal to not drink milk

 

Sitting on a horse and doing fishing is against state laws

 

 

Colorado

 

 

It is not allowed to let your neighbor borrow a vaccum cleaner

 

It is legal to assault a police officer, but only until they tell you to stop

 

Owning a home where unmarried people have intercourse is not allowed

 

Car dealers must not show cars on a sunday

 

It is not allowed for Llama owners to allow their animals to graze on city property

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No eating of donuts and walking in reverse??????

 

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It is legal to assault a police officer, but only until they tell you to stop

 

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It is against the law to have intercourse in the back of an ambulance vehicle if it is responding to a call out

 

(Must be that new CPR Vinnie Jones is on the tv about. rofl.gif)

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Actually the US is perfectly fine and sane enough compared to some other nations, we won't chop off your hands or flog you for smoking or drinking liquor or insulting some sheik's donkey for a start like some arabic states, Yes you can go about your business and stick to the rules and you'll be all right

 

anyway

 

 

Washington State

 

Sucking of Lollipops are not allowed (did you ever see Kojak in Seattle)

 

Buying a bed mattress on a sunday is against the state laws

 

Being under the impression of having rich parents is forbidden

 

No spitting at buses

 

No hypnotized persons shall be presented in shop windows

 

Having a concealed weapon over six feet in length on your person (that's a neat trick) , is against the law

 

 

 

California

 

 

No dogs are allowed to be brought to schools or colleges

 

No sleeping in parked vehicles

 

It is against the law for men to be seen on the street with pants and jacket that do not match (apparently)

 

No cowboy boots must be worn unless in the possession of two or more cows

 

No-one is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool

 

No vehicle without a driver must pass 60 miles per hour

 

 

 

Oregon

 

 

It is against the law to go swimming without suitable clothing

 

It is an offense to talk dirty to your wife/partner during intercourse

 

it is an offense to put young children on the running board of a car

 

It is forbidden to put a can of human excrement on the side of state highways

 

It is forbidden to work out or take exercises whilst driving a vehicle

 

No eating of donuts and walking in reverse

 

Against the law to chop off snakes heads with a stick while on the street

 

 

Nevada

 

 

People walking the streets are required by law to wear masks

 

You are not allowed to take a lie down on state sidewalks

 

Sex toys and such paraphernalia are not allowed

 

It is legal and approved to hang people for shooting of owners pet dogs

 

 

 

North Dakota

 

 

It is a state offense to fall asleep with your shoes on

 

New Years eve fireworks may not be set off AFTER eleven o clock

 

You can be prosecuted for wearing a hat and dancing

 

 

Utah

 

 

It is against the law for women to use profanities

 

You will require ID to enter a general store for after dark hours

 

It is against the law to cause a major catastrophe (?)

 

It is against the law to purchase alcohol at time of an emergency

 

It is against the law to have intercourse in the back of an ambulance vehicle if it is responding to a call out

 

It is illegal to not drink milk

 

Sitting on a horse and doing fishing is against state laws

 

 

Colorado

 

 

It is not allowed to let your neighbor borrow a vaccum cleaner

 

It is legal to assault a police officer, but only until they tell you to stop

 

Owning a home where unmarried people have intercourse is not allowed

 

Car dealers must not show cars on a sunday

 

It is not allowed for Llama owners to allow their animals to graze on city property

This law, i actually understand what it is, i think this is to do with the fact that all the skateboarders and bmxers used to hire airplanes out and go up looking for empty pools to use, and when they found one they would make a note of the map co-ordinates and go there and break-in and have an awesome time
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All True Laws

 

 

TEXAS

 

 

It is against state laws to sell your own eyes (?)

 

You are not allowed to take more than three slurps of beer while in a standing position

 

A Felony charge can be issued for the possession of more than six dildos mellow.png

 

No shooting at Buffalos from a second story window (Maybe J F Kennedy should have thought of this and took one with him)

 

Encyclopedias are banned as it tells of how to make home made beer

 

 

 

Oklahoma

 

 

It is not allowed for Bar owners to allow persons inside intent on having intercourse with a Buffalo

 

State Laws say you cannot have farm animals inside your boots (shoes) (?)

 

You can be jailed for making ugly faces at Dogs

 

Oral sex is a prison offense or up to $3000 fine

 

One may not indulge in intercourse before they are married

 

Fish are not allowed in bowls while on public transport

 

 

 

Tennessee

 

 

Giving minors a dare to purchase alcohol is not allowed

 

Skunks are not allowed to be carried into the state

 

No throwing of bottles at Trees

 

Crimes against nature are not allowed

 

It is an offense to use a lasso to catch fish

 

Having more than eight women in a house at any one time is not allowed as that may constitute a brothel

 

It against the law to put up 'distressing images' Online

 

 

 

Michigan

 

 

Drunkeness on Trains is forbidden

 

Killing Dogs in a compression chamber is not allowed

 

Women may not cut their own hair without permission from husbands

 

Couples having intercourse in an automobile are not allowed unless it is on one's own driveway

 

Getting rid of an old radio is a state offense (?)

 

It is against the law to let pigs run free in Detriot unless they possess rings through their noses

 

It is allowed for farmers to take their Horses, chickens, Goats and Cows to bed with them

 

 

 

Illinois

 

 

It is against state laws to urinate in your neighbors mouth ohmy.png

 

English language is not supposed to be spoken

 

No wearing of baggy or sagging pants

 

You are expected to inform Police before entering cities in an automobile

 

It is against state laws to go fishing while seated on the neck of a Giraffe

 

No attempts at intercourse with one's Dog

 

It is against the law to consume food while the building around you is on Fire

 

You can be arrested by Police if you have less than a dollar on your person

 

It is illegal to do naked protests outside of City hall, unless you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits

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Here it is, and I never got finished with all states either, but will maybe endeavor to finish at a later date.

 

But for anyone who missed it, regardless of nationality, some of these laws are worth a viewing.

 

I don't think I'd last five minutes back home with regards to some of these nonsense rules and things. No foul and abusive language FFS.

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