Dalziel Kane Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 True still standing laws from some states believe it or not Maryland - People are prohibited from swimming in fountains within city limits It is forbidden to use fowl and abusive language in the proximity of playground areas It is not allowed to throw hay bales from windows within city limits It is forbidden to have a lion with you inside a theater Any one person deemed a tramp or vagrant may not linger in park areas Rhode Island - It Is forbidden to chew off anyones legs Masquerading as an auctioneer is not allowed It is deemed correct to always make loud noises when passing traffic on the left side Marriages where either party is dumb or insane should not go ahead Delaware - Changing of attire in one's own vehicle is not allowed Liquor and dancing in clubs at the same time is not allowed On October 31st kids are allowed two hours only for trick and treat, thus being from 6-8pm It is forbidden to fly over rivers and streams unless ample food supplies are being carried at the time Connecticut - Pickles cannot be seen as authentic if they are unable to bounce White color christmas lights are only permitted Trying to educate dogs is against the law Men may not kiss their partners on the Sabbath day Beauticians are prohibited from humming or singing while working Walking backwards after sundown in considered 'not allowed' Massachusetts - During Funeral procedures mourners are asked to keep 'sandwiches to a minimum' Snoring is an illegal offense if any windows are open or even unlocked Taxi Drivers may not indulge in sexual intercourse in their front seats during shifts Women are not allowed to be on top during sexual situations Gorillas in back seats of cars is strictly forbidden Bullets cannot be used as currency Going to bed without having an 'adequate wash' is against the law New Hampshire - Taking seaweed from beaches is not allowed Urinating on Sundays and looking skyward is prohibited it is not allowed to sell the clothes you have on to pay off a gambling debt You cannot check into a motel under an alias Being in a cemetery after dark, eating or being intoxicated in such a place is not allowed Vermont - It is strictly forbidden to tie Giraffes to telephone poles Women must have written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth Everyone must have a wash on a saturday night New Jersey -Frowning at Police Officers is not allowed Slurping of soup is against the law It is against the law to kidnap or steal a homing pigeon It is illegal to wear a bullet proof vest while murdering someone Spray paints must not be sold in stores without warning juveniles first of the penalties for graffiti New York State - A fixed penalty fine of $25 is in place for flirting on the street The 'fine' for jumping off a tall building is the death penalty Walking about on sundays with an ice cream cone in ones pocket is against the law It is illegal to fraternize inside of elevators Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited Throwing a ball at someones head for fun or amusement is not allowed Women may go topless in public so long as it is not for business purposes Maine - It is illegal to disembark from an airplane during flight Spitting from second storey windows is against the law Parking in front of 'Dunkin' Donut' establishments is not allowed Shotguns are expected to be taken to church in case of a Native American attack Playing a Violin in the street is against the law God bless America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 With respect to all 'sane' Americans, America is one f**ked up country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 An oxymoron surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 An oxymoron surely? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 it is forbidden to chew off anyones leg...fuck me i almost died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 The 'fine' for jumping off a tall building is the death penalty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted January 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Actually the US is perfectly fine and sane enough compared to some other nations, we won't chop off your hands or flog you for smoking or drinking liquor or insulting some sheik's donkey for a start like some arabic states, Yes you can go about your business and stick to the rules and you'll be all right anyway Washington State Sucking of Lollipops are not allowed (did you ever see Kojak in Seattle) Buying a bed mattress on a sunday is against the state laws Being under the impression of having rich parents is forbidden No spitting at buses No hypnotized persons shall be presented in shop windows Having a concealed weapon over six feet in length on your person (that's a neat trick) , is against the law California No dogs are allowed to be brought to schools or colleges No sleeping in parked vehicles It is against the law for men to be seen on the street with pants and jacket that do not match (apparently) No cowboy boots must be worn unless in the possession of two or more cows No-one is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool No vehicle without a driver must pass 60 miles per hour Oregon It is against the law to go swimming without suitable clothing It is an offense to talk dirty to your wife/partner during intercourse it is an offense to put young children on the running board of a car It is forbidden to put a can of human excrement on the side of state highways It is forbidden to work out or take exercises whilst driving a vehicle No eating of donuts and walking in reverse Against the law to chop off snakes heads with a stick while on the street Nevada People walking the streets are required by law to wear masks You are not allowed to take a lie down on state sidewalks Sex toys and such paraphernalia are not allowed It is legal and approved to hang people for shooting of owners pet dogs North Dakota It is a state offense to fall asleep with your shoes on New Years eve fireworks may not be set off AFTER eleven o clock You can be prosecuted for wearing a hat and dancing Utah It is against the law for women to use profanities You will require ID to enter a general store for after dark hours It is against the law to cause a major catastrophe (?) It is against the law to purchase alcohol at time of an emergency It is against the law to have intercourse in the back of an ambulance vehicle if it is responding to a call out It is illegal to not drink milk Sitting on a horse and doing fishing is against state laws Colorado It is not allowed to let your neighbor borrow a vaccum cleaner It is legal to assault a police officer, but only until they tell you to stop Owning a home where unmarried people have intercourse is not allowed Car dealers must not show cars on a sunday It is not allowed for Llama owners to allow their animals to graze on city property Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 No eating of donuts and walking in reverse?????? It is legal to assault a police officer, but only until they tell you to stop It is against the law to have intercourse in the back of an ambulance vehicle if it is responding to a call out (Must be that new CPR Vinnie Jones is on the tv about. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 We laugh but there are some silly laws in Britain too. Taxi drivers have to carry a bale of hay on the roof for the horse etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Actually the US is perfectly fine and sane enough compared to some other nations, we won't chop off your hands or flog you for smoking or drinking liquor or insulting some sheik's donkey for a start like some arabic states, Yes you can go about your business and stick to the rules and you'll be all right anyway Washington State Sucking of Lollipops are not allowed (did you ever see Kojak in Seattle) Buying a bed mattress on a sunday is against the state laws Being under the impression of having rich parents is forbidden No spitting at buses No hypnotized persons shall be presented in shop windows Having a concealed weapon over six feet in length on your person (that's a neat trick) , is against the law California No dogs are allowed to be brought to schools or colleges No sleeping in parked vehicles It is against the law for men to be seen on the street with pants and jacket that do not match (apparently) No cowboy boots must be worn unless in the possession of two or more cows No-one is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool No vehicle without a driver must pass 60 miles per hour Oregon It is against the law to go swimming without suitable clothing It is an offense to talk dirty to your wife/partner during intercourse it is an offense to put young children on the running board of a car It is forbidden to put a can of human excrement on the side of state highways It is forbidden to work out or take exercises whilst driving a vehicle No eating of donuts and walking in reverse Against the law to chop off snakes heads with a stick while on the street Nevada People walking the streets are required by law to wear masks You are not allowed to take a lie down on state sidewalks Sex toys and such paraphernalia are not allowed It is legal and approved to hang people for shooting of owners pet dogs North Dakota It is a state offense to fall asleep with your shoes on New Years eve fireworks may not be set off AFTER eleven o clock You can be prosecuted for wearing a hat and dancing Utah It is against the law for women to use profanities You will require ID to enter a general store for after dark hours It is against the law to cause a major catastrophe (?) It is against the law to purchase alcohol at time of an emergency It is against the law to have intercourse in the back of an ambulance vehicle if it is responding to a call out It is illegal to not drink milk Sitting on a horse and doing fishing is against state laws Colorado It is not allowed to let your neighbor borrow a vaccum cleaner It is legal to assault a police officer, but only until they tell you to stop Owning a home where unmarried people have intercourse is not allowed Car dealers must not show cars on a sunday It is not allowed for Llama owners to allow their animals to graze on city property This law, i actually understand what it is, i think this is to do with the fact that all the skateboarders and bmxers used to hire airplanes out and go up looking for empty pools to use, and when they found one they would make a note of the map co-ordinates and go there and break-in and have an awesome time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 May as well continue while we're at it All True Laws TEXAS It is against state laws to sell your own eyes (?) You are not allowed to take more than three slurps of beer while in a standing position A Felony charge can be issued for the possession of more than six dildos No shooting at Buffalos from a second story window (Maybe J F Kennedy should have thought of this and took one with him) Encyclopedias are banned as it tells of how to make home made beer Oklahoma It is not allowed for Bar owners to allow persons inside intent on having intercourse with a Buffalo State Laws say you cannot have farm animals inside your boots (shoes) (?) You can be jailed for making ugly faces at Dogs Oral sex is a prison offense or up to $3000 fine One may not indulge in intercourse before they are married Fish are not allowed in bowls while on public transport Tennessee Giving minors a dare to purchase alcohol is not allowed Skunks are not allowed to be carried into the state No throwing of bottles at Trees Crimes against nature are not allowed It is an offense to use a lasso to catch fish Having more than eight women in a house at any one time is not allowed as that may constitute a brothel It against the law to put up 'distressing images' Online Michigan Drunkeness on Trains is forbidden Killing Dogs in a compression chamber is not allowed Women may not cut their own hair without permission from husbands Couples having intercourse in an automobile are not allowed unless it is on one's own driveway Getting rid of an old radio is a state offense (?) It is against the law to let pigs run free in Detriot unless they possess rings through their noses It is allowed for farmers to take their Horses, chickens, Goats and Cows to bed with them Illinois It is against state laws to urinate in your neighbors mouth English language is not supposed to be spoken No wearing of baggy or sagging pants You are expected to inform Police before entering cities in an automobile It is against state laws to go fishing while seated on the neck of a Giraffe No attempts at intercourse with one's Dog It is against the law to consume food while the building around you is on Fire You can be arrested by Police if you have less than a dollar on your person It is illegal to do naked protests outside of City hall, unless you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 It's a good job Marco doesn't live in Texas! A Felony charge can be issued for the possession of more than six dildos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted January 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Here it is, and I never got finished with all states either, but will maybe endeavor to finish at a later date. But for anyone who missed it, regardless of nationality, some of these laws are worth a viewing. I don't think I'd last five minutes back home with regards to some of these nonsense rules and things. No foul and abusive language FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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