iggy Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Element : Woman Symbol : Wo Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175. Discoverer : Adam Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations. Physical Properties : a. Surface usually covered with painted film. b. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. c. Melts if given special treatment. d. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care! e. Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore. f).Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Chemical Properties : a. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones. b. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. c. May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates. d. Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point. e. Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense. f. Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man. Uses : a. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. b. Can greatly improve relaxation levels. c. Can warm and comfort under some circumstances. d. Can cool things down when it's too hot. Tests : a. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. b. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Caution : Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Like it mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Neutral to common sense. SO true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFCfanatic Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 LMFAO gdgd!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.