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Walking home late one night through a graveyard two women decide they need the loo.

 

One of them wipes herself with her knickers and the other one uses a wreath.

 

The next day their husbands are chatting in the pub and one says to the other, "I need to keep an eye on my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on".

 

The other one says, "That's nothing, mine came home with a card wedged between her legs saying:

 

"We'll never forget you - love from all the boys at the fire station".

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