Romey 1878 Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted October 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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