Louis Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Postman Pat's last day It was postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail Through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50. At the second house they presented him an 18 carat gold watch. The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15 year old scotch whisky. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a full English breakfast, bacon, eggs, sausage and tomato with freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cups bottom edge. " All this was just too wonderful for words" he said, "but what's the five Quid for?" " Well" said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you" " I asked him what to give you" He said, "**** him. Give him a fiver" She smiled shyly and said, "the breakfast was my idea" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Cracking one Louis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Nice one. Incidentally I used to love watching Postman Pat when I was younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 heard it before but is still top class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomness Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Ahahahaha, excellent joke, but another child hood hero involved in a sex scandel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny the Blue Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Ha ha top joke, hope Fireman Sams doesnt suffer the same treatment though lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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