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Sounds about bloody right Jim :thumbsup_anim: i am a little cooooky! good shout

Hot shots - Part Deux arguably one of the funniest films ever!! If you think you can hurt me again, your wrong. I left my heart in my other pants. Now I'll kill you 'till you die from it!. we'll do this the old navy way; first guy to die looses! You see, they've taken a supreem vow of celibacy, like thier fathers and their fathers before them. 1) cookie? 2) no thank you sir. 1) young lady? 3) no thank you sir. 1) no, no i was offering him a young lady. (Topper) Mr. President. President Benson -No your not, he's an older man, about my hight. Topper) I'm Topper Harley. President- Thank god... and about this calling yourself the president, I wouldn't call myself it, you shouldn't either, it just dosen't hold water. Speeking of which, neither do I. Let's step away from these power cables. Let's make this quick, i'm not felling too well. I took a torpedo round, to the stomach, in the south pacific, and they replaced every inch of my lower intesance with hemp. Clogs e-zly. President Benson) Senator NAME, Emporor Heroheto, my fellow Americans, and our millions of illegal aliens: It seems like just yesterday that I was straffing all your homes. Now. I'm standing here begging you not to make such good automobiles. Ahh, excuse me for a second the danm toung has gone dry on me again. It's not mine, you know. Noo, lost mine to some commie kid over in Laos. It's probably a door stop somewheres as far as I know. I got this one from a Bassit Hound. Lap Glug Lap Glug Lap Glug (drinking champaign from a glass in the same maner as a dog). (standing next to the gate of a wight pickett fence) 1) It's locked. From the inside! 2) Were gona die, were all gona die! 3) Get a hold of yourself. Blow it! 1) I can't, it's not our property. 3) Just do it! 1) Williams, Com Sink Pack Ram Set M-O-S 92 H-Tack Offspeck Pattywhack. 2) Pattywhack? 1) Give a dog a bone, sir. 2) Of course. THey've dicked with the wrong dictator! 1) What are ya readin'? 2) Great expectations. 1) You like it? 2) Well it's not everything i hoped for. A:(says name in American Indian dialect) B: What does it mean? A: Fluffy Bunny Feet. If I was joking I would have said a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks 'why the long face?' 1) It's the sequel, I had to come 2) Do you have any idea what the critcs will say? Same washed over characters. 1) I can't walk. They've tied my shoelaces together 2) A knot...bastards! War. It's Fantastic! ...and why did i bring helium, instead of air? I'm gonna squash you like a melon! I'm not saying I don't trust you and I'm not saying I do. But I don't. Of all the missions in all the jungles you had to wlak into this one. (Troop is jumping out of a plane) Rabinowitz: GERONIMO!!! Harbinger: GERONIMO!!! Indian: ME!!! 1)... I wanna meet your parents and pet your dog 2)My parents are dead Topper and my dog ate them 1)im sorry I do love you, but no matter what i do to try and forget you, your face is always on the tip of my toungue... Saddam Hussein: Sufferin' Succotash!

Dzeko is aquiring some high praise and by the sounds of it alot of scouts are very interested!! http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/342832236?-11192

Axel Witzel - Class...and will get better

You guys are funny, when you've decided...post them formally

How is no-one talking about the fact at least 3 City players should have been given reds, or at least 2 yellows? I blame a lot of the performance on the ref...we started well but the players sensed that we weren't gonna get shit off that fat twat in the middle? Did he or didn't Shay Given swing at Gosling? RED CARD. Did Vincent Kompany not take a swipe at Cahill? RED or very Least Yellow...what was given? neither!?!? Elano, chops down Nuts after an already suspicious tackle...YELLOW at least...what does he get? a fuckin slap on the wrist! I sit in the fuckin GWLADYS and i can see them...how does the ref not?!!?

Agree to that!

It's only a mock-up...chill...it will look goooooooooood

Fuck off Robinho, Fuck off Robinho! Was my personal favourite. And for shitey fans to say that. ballocks, even my mate who is a shitey fan, agrees their home support is wank! I went the City - Sunderland game last year...you could hear people eating a fucking packet of crisps 3 rows back during the game. Bluemoon was sung for about 2 seconds prior to the game, but was NON-EXISTANT after that!! Sunderland away fans tho...my god...if they came bottom of the decibell reading at home, away supporters must be near the top. Or was that coz the shitey fans were that quiet!?!? The reason why we were maybe a little quiet on Sat was because my (and most of the amazing support's) glands are still sore from the singing at Wembley...Wembley, do you even know where that is Kippax? It's a ground were in the latter stages of competions, matches are held...oh but wait....you've never been in that situation cz... YOUR SHIT AND YOU'VE WON FUCK ALL, YOUR SHIT AND YOU'VE WON FUCK ALL!!

Im not argueing Tax, i just don't rate him...i think he misses more opportunities than the hard ones he seems to score? His international track record currently stands against teams like, Jamaica, Tinidad, Andorra, Macendonia, Estonia, Austria, Hungary and Greece. On the other hand i disagree with Jamie, i like Blakes...yeah he misses some, but i tell you what he gets into the positions to do so!! If you have 20 chances n score 5, its better than 5 chances and scoring 1? I like him!! if i remember rightly United didn't wanna leave him, but he was hungry for 1st team football!!

Not Crouch Tax....where do people see his quality? He'll go Villa anyway lol

I take that as a yes then....sowweee admin!! no offence intended!

Has that comment just been removed? My bad

waaaahay! haha

Didn't think of that, but could well be lol

Im Gonna guess Qantas isn't gona be peoples 1st choice after this one Jim lol

Me n Taxi nearly doubleteamed that one! so...whats mine:P

Good times lol i can't wait to reach that prime age

Mac? lol What do you call a girl hanging from footy posts?

That is awesome haha.

Young and Gabby lol then i think we should consider maybe....

ice, ice baby haha by the then legend Vanilla Ice woop woop

Go Bill....Go Bill....Go Billl!!!!

hahaha no! lol

Nope...