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It's in ratio...you pay for the size of the player....so 'nuts' would command a tiny fee...whereas the Yak wud command a massive fee.

Yeah i know, i read somewhere he had size 14 feet!! I couldn't even run with those boats....!!

Stephane Sessegnon, he'd look class in our midfield, he'd have to play CM...which would push Arteta out. Class player for PSG, has the 2nd best, silkiest feet in ligue 1 (behind Gourcruff) and has a knack of scoring some amazing goals! Aresnal and Newcastle were interested last season, and talks about chelsea still sniffing around are apparent. But garauntee him 1st team, n he maybe tempted. We won't look at him tho...its one of my 'dream' buys lol here's a vid peeps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSSQIPg8pKU and another:

Boys, boys, boys...The percentage wasn't from the source. it was my opinion!! lol

and show him what he's missin lol

both wrong so far...finally i got one that's puzzled people lol

I will add those to my list altho some arent out this year

Taxi..i got one. re-worked so you can't cheat... You can spin me. You can also wheel and twist me. But i can turn without moving. What am i?

The Bordeaux player? Yoann Gourcuff i beleive...he's the fuckin nuts...was on loan from AC Milan, not sure if thats been made permanent? someone will say... EDIT: Yeah he signed from Milan for 15m euros!

Bad for Everton Good for me...no more bellend Burley!!

My point was presented nicely by the baby Mark pic thats what i was poking fun at Tax....keep up

It's Topals hooter that makes me laugh. Lescotts huge forehead Topals huge nose Fellaini's huge hair Pienaars huge voice Yakubu's huge belly We are the team of HUGE feature people!

Ive just been speakin to a friend who has a very reliable source...it's in circulation around the camp. Lescott is 70% likely to be a City player before the start of next season. If city want. City WILL get!

How weird is that? both said the same thing, at the same time....great minds eh

We were in for Topal a few years back, all seemed like it was going to happen, only for Galatasary to offer him more money, so he stayed? Good no-nonsense, non special player who cleans up all the shit in front of the back 4. Plus weve been lookin at Turan for a long time aswel, weve had a bid in the past rejected, bout £8m i think? Galatasary again, bumped the valuation up because Arsenal were interested in him...£12m rings a bell, of the sort of money they wanted!? Could be a very good player, comes in the Lennon mold, very small, but has lightning pace and feet!! As for Moutinho as a defensive mid? Wouldnt be the 1st place i'd play him he's a runt aswel. An amazing runt at that.

Is that what you've been doing? You sly fox, Tax! I will come back after my meetings, and foil you all hahahaha. Evil Laugh, doesnt have the same effect writing, does it....

and this.... Taxi is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible? Tax, i made you younger

Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. You guys are good, hmm...

a detective found a dead man sitting at his desk with a gun in his hand, and a tape recorder was on his desk...the detective came in and picked up the tape recorder and pressed the play button...he heard "i am sick of my life. i have no purpose to live" and then a gunshot. the detective instantly knew it was murder, not suicide. how?

bloody hell guys, how quick...right im on a mission...find a hard one...i will be back...

How long did that take you Tax? haha. good tho...! "he's a cutey wutey, aww buba Marky, do you want your su-su? Baby boo's" :sad02:

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Im not sure i'd want him, he hasnt shown me anythin special, and would he really command a starting place here? As what Romey said, can't see Burnley lettin him go yet, nor him wantin to ?

Oooo did i forget that one? ooops...i wonder y?