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Or maybe not.

Welp, at least we got one back.

Feels like this has been something that has been said on here multiple times this season.

Yeah. That's why I agreed when someone on here brought up us trying to compete for a European football spot but our roster has nowhere near the sufficient depth to even be thinking about that at this point. Can certainly see why Spurs are a top 4 table side at this point.

Lol. How did that other ball end up on the pitch?

Seems to be. Kinda figured this would happen at some point though not quite like this. We perform like this against Manchester City on Wednesday and the match will be over by half.

isn't that our normal away kit color?

Unfortunately, it will get ripped to shreds in the U.S. Supreme Court.

Maybe it's my own warped mind (or the fact that I've seen the movie in question hundreds of times) but I always thought Cooper looked like a doppleganger for Mike White, the actor who played Jack Black's friend in School of Rock.

Lockyer had surgery after a similar issue less than 7 months ago. As far as I know, Eriksson hasn't had a follow up issue since he did at Euro 2020.

Don't blame me. Peter Drury mentioned on the stateside broadcast that that's what the away supporters sing this time of year.

First time since December 2020 that Everton have won 4 straight matches (which actually happened twice that season). Today is 3 years to the day of the 2nd straight win during that streak when they won at Leicester 0:2. That streak also included home wins over Chelsea and Arsenal and a win at Sheffield United. Everton have also now won 5 away matches this season, more than the last 2 seasons combined.

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way, Oh, what fun it is to see Everton win away.

DCL off, Beto on.

Also of note, Burnley's only wins this season have come against the other promoted sides.

Lockyer confirmed to have suffered a cardiac arrest but it sounds as if he's okay.

The U.S. broadcast also mentioned that Burnley have gotten 0 points this season from losing positions.

And that season they had 5 straight clean sheet wins. Took place in October and November 2002. Streak included away wins at West Ham and Leeds, home win against Charlton Athletic, away at Blackburn Rovers, and home against West Brom.

DON'T STOP NOW, BOYS!

Bournemouth-Luton Town match has now been abandoned.

Bournemouth-Luton Town match suspended in the 2nd half with the match tied at 1 after Tom Lockyer collapsed on the field. He was stretchered off in the 1st half of the Championship play-off final last season after collapsing on the field. He was later diagnosed with an atrial fibrillation but was given the all clear to resume his playing career following surgery.

No worries. Just remember that our match tomorrow is on USA Network.

The Newcastle match was on Peacock here in the states.

Don't know if we'll see our Toffees in the relegation zone again this season after that performance today.