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Not over Billy Kenwright's dead body! Any everybody knows he is invincible!

I think that they will have to take some sort of action in order to save both the program and legislation. Either way, what did they expect putting Family Chav into there?

We should be ripping his hand off to get a signature. Valente, in the true sense of the word, is a world class player. Unfortunately, he has not had a brilliant run of form through injury, but then, that is not his fault I guess. I just hope that DM forces the club to get that signature, and we do not drag our heals. Its a positive sign when you have players actively wanting to stay at the club.

He done the job, but then so does Immodium. All the best in the future!

of course...got us on the back pages of the tabloids again though...amazing, nothing else seems to do it nowadays!

I would like to think that Barton would choose his 'boyhood' team, however, as we all know, it seems like footballers wallets have more draw to a club than their heart. It would be nice to have a player at the club who plays with their heart and pride. Come on Joey...you know you want to wear a proper blue shirt!

"Ofcom have received a large number of complaints regarding racist remarks and behaviour from Jade Goodie towards Shilpa. At 0800hrs this morning, Ofcom had received 200 complaints regarding Goodies actions, however by 1100hrs, Ofcom reported they had received in excess of 2000 complaints. This is being treated as a 'major TV incident' by Ofcom who stated that they 'only' received 800 complaints concerning the 'Jerry Springer Opera' which was screened in 2005. The producers of Big Brother are now considering what course of action to take, and are continuing to monitor the current situation in the house." This may be the end of Celebrity Big Brother, at least Jade Goodie, hopefully!

I don't know that much about premiership buys and deal's, however I am sure that there is something else which Man City will want. The price, which I think is an out and out bargain for Barton, may be agreed, but there may be other things they want, such a buy-back deals, success charges (i.e. if we get into Europe with Barton we give Man City a further amount of money) etc, etc, etc. It may be that these deals need to be agreed before the complete sale is done. I am only plucking things out of the air in the desperate hope that this may still be on!

well, I finally got my CoPilot6 for my XDA Orbit, so I think I will wait for the time being, despite starting this thread. Gonna see how this iPhone progresses for a while I think!

its only possible to lick the inside of your elbow, should you want too that is! It is not possible to lick the outer edge of your elbow, however, you can not lick the rear of the knee, or the centre of your back, or the back of your head...kind of a crappy fact actually. Sorry!

Good to have you back...damn computers! Don't start me off now! (fcssl whispers to his PC that he really loves it and hopes it does not break! lol

happy birthday to you both...have a good one!

All I will say is that Moyes has a habit on turning on what he has already said. When he is selling, he says that players are not available for sale - just to bump the prices up. When he says he is not interested, its to try and keep a settled price. Pearce is only playing Moyes at his own game I think. Time will reveal all though...

I would really like to see this happen. I think that Barton would be a massive bonus to the squad, especially alongside Cahill, VDM and Arteta. I think that this may still happen as it appears both Pearce and Moyes are building themselves up for a war or words. There is a lot which is not reported in the media though, so you never quite know the full extent of what is ever happening!

Like it has already been said, it is all well and good bringing celebrities to Goodison, and it is a short lived crowd pleaser, however, I do not see how it benefits the club longterm. Okay, it generates media interest, which I guess may encourage companies and businesses to put a little bit more advertising revenue Everton's way, but it's not sustainable. The club needs to start looking for more investment from all quarters if they want to both move onwards and upwards, as well as pleasing the crowds of Goodison even more! Okay, now to stow away my soapbox!

Could not agree more...we need more players, it really is as simle as that!

A nice set of photo's there...never had the chance of sitting in the away section...looks a little poor too! Thanks for posting your photo's up!

Just a couple of strange facts, and other things, to impress, or bore, others with in the future! FACT: In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" FACT: Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. FACT: The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. FACT: Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. FACT: Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. FACT: Coca-Cola was originally green. FACT: It is impossible to lick your elbow. FACT: The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...), however, the percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% FACT: The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 FACT: The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 FACT: Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. FACT: Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar MATH FACT: 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 HISTORY FACT: If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. FACT: Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All were invented by women. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day FACT: In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight." FACT: It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. FACT: In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" FACT; Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice. And, that's just wasted about 4 or 5 minutes. Enjoy the rest of your day!

when Moyes saw the force of his fart knocked all the security staff off their feet, he knew it was time to give up the beans!

Pat, your not far wrong. Its amazing that we can up our game in the last 20 minutes when we are facing defeat at home to a single, offside, roll the ball in the net, type of goal, yet for the other 70 minutes, we seem to just knock the ball around aimlessly, give away possession and fail to make any indent on the match. Yesterday lacked spirit and belief. Sadly.

This season, I would probably agree with most and say Lescott. Despite yesterdays little blunder, he has been strong all season, and shows that a defender is not all about lobbing the long ball up field at any given opportunity, plus, he has stepped up a league without even a blink of the eye. That said, he has only played half a season for us, so I think I would have to lean with one of three, Neville, who has been so influencial, controlling and steadying the side up. Cahill, who injects a bit of force when moving forward and is able to turn a game at times, and Arteta. The little Spanish lad with skills and pace. We have some quality within the side, its just a shame that it sometimes takes a rocket up their proverbial to get them motoring.

Moyes refused to take part in the human domino game.

nah, probably not...my o2 seems to have about the same amount of technology when I REALLY need to make a call. Mobile phones are great...nice objects to own...until you have to use on in an emergency, only to discover you don't have a signal. All this said, I still think I will put my name down for an iPhone.

oh doubtless...it will cost a fortune I am sure, but it is a state of the art piece of equipment...I think!

With the risk of sound like Andy Pipkin, I WANT ONE! Rumour has it that the ipod will be as good as extinct within 24 months, and most will have converted across to the new Apple iPhone. At the moment, I have the o2 Orbit.... ...but the specs and info for the new iphone looks something else. Bet your bottom pound, that this thing is going to cost a fortune, and is likely to only work on one network for a long time, but it looks so neat and tidy and smart. Hmmm....